jermomence

[jermomence]

jerma has the patience of a squirrel and the mind of a small rabbit.

[jermomence]

jerma asks what’s poopoo?

[jermomence]

jerma doesn't want you to see him cooking macaroni and cheese!

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jerma could probably piss on it every day for a fucking year.

[jermomence]

jerma could probably do a full piss on one of these carpets.

[jermomence]

jerma wants to make a big building with a bunch of these weird creatures hanging out in front of it.

[jermomence]

mad i cant find a way to turn ster saying 'i'm a smoothie.' into a jermapost (from orcs must die 3)

[jermomence]

jerma wants to drive a bus so bad you have no idea.

[jermomence]

the boston redsox have to put jerma down.

[jermomence]

jerma knows that you smear your hands all over your balls and stuff.

[jermomence]

the bed killed jerma.

[jermomence]

jerma has had NONE pot today.

[jermomence]

jerma is going to lose control if he doesn't stop.

[jermomence]

jerma says he is better than a legitimate peepee poopoo stream.

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jerma says you don't have to like campbell's soup. you're going to eat it.

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jerma wants you to be the most destructive spellcaster ever.

[jermomence]

jerma needs water right now!!