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Could you draw a Chibi Crowley and Chibi Aziraphale?

i haven't drawn chibis in so longggggg my heart needed this.

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friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:

Do not work on your days off.

"But--"

DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Happy June for all:

I finally finished it after so many days and hours. and I thought (I have to I'll upload it on the first day). One of my favorite MTG girls :3

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she's a vampire bat and she likes collecting oddities

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I finally drew the new spirit dragons, I almost gave up in finishing this...but I'm glad I did.

Elder Dragons - Dragonlords

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I teach young adults. I never expect to be bitten by my students.

it happens every so often, but it's easy enough to laugh off once you make sure it's properly disinfected.

so on an unrelated note, did you know the simic do venom gland implants? they get to pick what they produce and everything.

so I just got out of the hospital, now I get to prepare for a very long talk with the parents of one of my simic students.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

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My Orzhov themed commander deck list

since some were interested here is my decklist for my Orzhov commander deck!

Commander: Teysa, Opulent Oligarch

1 Academy Manufactor (MKC) 221 1 Aid the Fallen (WAR) 76 1 Arcane Lighthouse (MB2) 102 1 Arcane Signet (TDC) 105 1 Authority of the Consuls (KLD) 5 1 Baron Bertram Graywater (OTJ) 195 1 Bond of Discipline (WAR) 6 1 Cleansing Nova (C20) 83 1 Commander's Sphere (CMM) 655 1 Concealed Courtyard (POTJ) 268p 1 Cruel Celebrant (WAR) 188 1 Crypt Ghast (RVR) 423 1 Debt to the Deathless (RVR) 364 1 Diabolic Edict (PLST) A25-85 1 Doomskar (KHM) 9 1 Enlightened Tutor (DMR) 6 1 Ethereal Absolution (RNA) 170 1 Everything Comes to Dust (WHO) 19 1 Exorcise (DSK) 8 1 Expel the Interlopers (WOE) 13 1 Exsanguinate (CMM) 638 1 Fake Your Own Death (J25) 440 1 Farewell (NEO) 13 1 Fateful Absence (MID) 18 1 Final Payment (RNA) 171 1 Forlorn Flats (OTJ) 258 1 Grateful Apparition (PLST) WAR-17 1 Hero's Downfall (FDN) 175 1 Ill-Gotten Inheritance (J22) 427 1 Imperious Oligarch (RNA) 184 1 Kambal, Profiteering Mayor (OTJ) 211 1 Karlov of the Ghost Council (RVR) 437 1 Karmic Justice (WOT) 65 F 1 Kaya, Geist Hunter (TDC) 294 1 Kaya, Intangible Slayer (ONE) 205 1 Kaya, Orzhov Usurper (RVR) 194 1 Kaya, Spirits' Justice (MKM) 335 1 Kaya's Ghostform (PLST) WAR-94 1 Kaya's Wrath (RNA) 187 1 Macabre Waltz (FDN) 177 1 Mana Tithe (TSR) 26 1 Ministrant of Obligation (CMM) 43 1 Mortify (RNA) 192 1 Murder (DSK) 110 1 Myriad Landscape (MKC) 276 1 Oath of Kaya (WAR) 209 1 Orzhov Cluestone (DGM) 142 1 Orzhov Guildgate (RNA) 253 1 Orzhov Signet (TDC) 323 1 Pitiless Pontiff (RNA) 194 15 Plains (J25) 82 1 Revival / Revenge (RNA) 228 1 Scoured Barrens (TDM) 267 1 Seraph of the Scales (CLU) 208 1 Shadowy Backstreet (MKM) 268 1 Smothering Tithe (RNA) 22 1 Sol Ring (LTC) 284 1 Soul Warden (HOP) 7 1 Strionic Resonator (M14) 224 15 Swamp (OTJ) 282 1 Swords to Plowshares (TDC) 134 1 Take Up the Shield (J25) 270 1 Temple of the False God (DSC) 313 1 Teysa Karlov (SLD) 1235 1 Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts (C21) 230 1 Teysa, Orzhov Scion (RVR) 441 1 The Battle of Bywater (LTR) 2 1 Tomik, Distinguished Advokist (RVR) 417 1 Tomik, Wielder of Law (MKM) 431 F

more of my decklists here: https://moxfield.com/users/jessalia

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Luigi Mangione has been locked up since December 2024, and he's been met with nothing but the violation of his rights every step of the way. Luigi's right to be treated humanely is constantly violated, as is his right to the presumption of innocence and a fair trial. Evidence is not being provided to his legal team, and he's being treated with prejudice by law enforcement.

Luigi is not a handsome face and a few jokes online. He is a real human being with real pain and real health issues. Luigi is a young man fighting for his life and the media is doing nothing but trying to sexualize him and make light of his situation.

Luigi has already lost so much to this, and although he remains resilient, it's important to remember that his circumstances can't possibly be good. It's also important to remember that if they can do it to Luigi, they can do it to more people, to your loved one, to you.

So please, keep talking about Luigi. Keep standing by Luigi. Keep supporting Luigi.

Never let Luigi Mangione walk alone.

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MtG Vignettes for Valentine's Day

Saheeli uncovers Huatli's eyes, revealing a shimmering Omenpath. "It leads to New Capenna," she says. "They're making great progress in rebuilding since the invasion. I hear that old dance place recently reopened."

A well-done steak mysteriously appears as an offering at the memorial to Gideon Jura. Lavinia discovers a cup of coffee set outside the Chamber of the Guildpact, just the way Jace used to like it. Embrose Lu notices a bottle of wine on his desk, with a tag that simply reads "LV".

After the Grand Prix, Chandra disappeared for several days. Nissa grew worried, even at Pia's insistence that everything was ok. When Chandra finally reappeared, she came bearing a bouquet of flowers, all of which were native to Zendikar. It had been a hassle to find the other planes where they grew, but the look on her girlfriend's face was worth it.

In the midst of yet another all-nighter, Jace looks up to see Vraska, with a sleeping Loot cradled under her arm. She hands him a coffee, magically chilled by Sultai brood magic, topped with sweet cream. "I hope I remembered how you like it," Vraska says. Jace smiles. Perhaps he can take a bit of a break.

A grumpy otter emerges from the Omenpath. He raises his arms and slowly turns in place to show off his new form. "There," Ral says, "happy?" "Immensely," says Tomik, now in the form of a swan. "But since we made the trip out, it seems a shame not to spend some time here." Ral sighs. "Fine. But you owe me." "Of course. And you know I always pay my debts." Tomik grabs his husband's paw and the two head off into Bloomburrow. Ral is very happy the fur covering his cheeks hide his blush.

The Traveler's Noticeboard received a lot less traffic these days after many of its users were stripped of their sparks. Still, it did see occasional use, and Elspeth kept an eye on it in case any of the notes were cries for help. On one trip such, a note, pinned in a shadowy corner, caught her eye. "I know you still dream about me, E. - A"

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things ral would do if he were real part 2:

"honestly, linux isnt even that hard"

makes his assistants download slack just so he can ignore them there too

you may think his dramatic ass would have a real sick looking sports/muscle car, but youd be wrong. its a honda civic sleeper car hes tricked the fuck out over the course of several years. has done the cannonball run. single bumper sticker that says "my other car isnt a cybertruck"

thinks its neat how he can use his business card for whatever the fuck he wants without having to explain himself to niv. perks of the job, they just cover everything for him

its actually his own card, but his living expenses are so low that he hasnt really had to pay attention yet

he DOES have good healthcare tho, and the second he learns about it he gets a vasectomy for fun (and opioids). hes the hypothetical guy politicians are referring to when they say "people would abuse universal healthcare"

refers to something as being "kind of pog money" in front of hekara to deal critical psychic damage against a woman who has tried to teach him several tiktok dances

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Happy Trans Day of Visibility folks!