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Guys I am so fucking gay I just spent the last day with my gf watching her try to get her oc into animal Crossing New leaf and succeeding when I tell you I both want this woman as carnally as possible and want a future with I am not playing. Trans girls are adorable and I am going to die I sjdufbtksjsgdhskksbdbdbk
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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I headcanon that Rarity has no experience dating mares, only having gone out with stallions before. She has always been someone to take the initiative in her m/f relationships but since her newfound feelings for Applejack she would overthink everything because it’s so unfamiliar to her. Luckily Applejack is there to guide her through it and soon realize it’s the most natural thing in the world.
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Took a random selfie while fixing my hair before work and zamn...
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goes up to a tgirl couple
so which of you is the fallout new vegas tgirl and which of you is the celeste tgirl
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The fact that Tesla autopilots abort self driving 1 second before a crash so the company can state “self driving wasn’t active during the collision” should be grounds to dismantle the entire company.
Like, seriously, if you’re making 4000 pound death machines, and you program this shit to work on a technicality? Your company should be dismantled. Gone. No recourse. Just terrible shit dude
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Genuinely forever obsessed with Tendonna saying NO romantic or sexual intimacy. Instead we're gonna fuckin uhh become each other. In a bro way. Gonna carve a home in your ribcage and fundamentally entwine our beings in a homie way. Make it so separation will shatter us to the foundation of ourselves and also the universe itself in a bestie way. And they're so goddamn iconic for it
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ROMANTIC MERCENARY: I'll kill anyone... for the right woman
KINDHEARTED BANDIT: cough up yer coin! if you've any to spare that is. I know times are tough. I'm here for you
GNOMISH NEW YORKER: oh my god they hit the twin mushrooms. oh my god its gnine gneleven
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