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Chiptune for the fans

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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

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You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

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"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

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How’s Soup doing?

soup is wonderful. he is my light. my beautiful boy. thank you for asking.

if y’all think you know what breed he is, lmk in the comments. i’ve heard many different opinions, lol.

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vivziepop homestuck pilot feat toby fox as john and other sentences that contain potential to kill

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what if becoming an avatar was like becoming a magical girl

and you could have cool giant super attacks like this

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I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is distributed by Rusty Quill and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share-alike 4.0 International License.

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Changeover🔊

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If the song came out 10 years ago this guy would've been a Tumblr Sexyman and his face would be plastered all over this site

(song is Transcendental Cha Cha Cha by Tom Cardy)

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My favorite killer grandpa… I'll miss you

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Maybe the true love was the friends we made along the way

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Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

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you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

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Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D