jesterhatfroggy

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pussy so wide i asked her to close it a little and she did recipes.com

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Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again

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Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

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big fan of the words fucking and idiot together. fucking idiot. so beautiful its like they belong together

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i don't need to take this from some dumb bitch with no cutie mark

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you know what they say

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big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

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i need to pack but i am soooo tired (from the anxiety and also cause it's late)

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there are. way more posts here than expected. expected number was zero.

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wait i have an alt i can vent here

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Facts.

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while i was trying to wade through the large amounts of people trying to leave the central subway station, everyone abruptly came to a halt in front of the subway turnstiles. two french girls had misunderstood the tap-out process, and one of them was now stuck behind the gate. as i was wracking my brain on how to explain the tap-in tap-out process of the milan metro to both of them with my rudimentary french while they both got increasingly upset at the closed gate between them, a young teenager suddenly pushed me to the side.

i was just about to give him my most scathing disgruntled glare when he took out his ticket and, after realizing they had no common language, started gesticulating wildly in front of the french girl left behind. he pointed at the ticket, then at her, and very seriously said: “on three, we go.” she nodded, and after he counted to three, holding up his fingers so there could be no confusion, they sprinted through the gate together, giggling profusely afterwards as if they had just pulled off the heist of the century,

it was just a small moment during the morning commute. but i realized then and there that the time i had spent trying to intellectualize the problem and wondering if my lack of language skills would be awkward the situation could have already been resolved. and that while i had been mad about being pushed aside, the teenager got it exactly right: no questions, no fear or shyness, just direct action to help where you can and rushing there to do so. i think about him every time now when i run to lift someone’s pram or ask a lost looking person if they need my help despite the fear of being rude. on three, we go.

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let yourself be gross!!! be ugly!!! be awkward and clumsy!!! don’t force yourself to make eye contact!!! don’t force yourself to dress well!!! don’t wear uncomfortable clothes!!! stim in public!!! let your hair be messy!!! let yourself be fat!!! get that haircut everyone says you don’t have the face for!!! be tacky!!! don’t hide your pimples!!! let yourself be comfortable in your own skin and never sacrifice that for other people’s comfort!!!

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