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No selfship summary post. You'll have to collect my selfship lore like the Slenderman sketches

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Imagine your tall f/o(s):

Kissing the top of your head when you're busy! They smile to themselves as they watch you work, calmly walking over to you and placing a gentle kiss to your scalp. They don't want to get in your way, but they also want you to know that they love and appreciate you.

Letting you borrow their shirts! You always wear it when you get to spend the day at home, the fabric is soft and smells like them. Your f/o thinks you look even more adorable whenever you have their shirt on.

Resting their chin on your shoulder while you sit on their lap! Their arms lazily hold you while they lean their head against the crook of your neck, smiling as they listen to you chat. Holding you like this feels like home to them.

Comparing hand sizes with you! Their hands gently rest against yours, warm and soft as they smile to themselves at the sight of how small your hands are compared to their own.

Lifting you up as you kiss! They don't even notice it, just allowing themselves to be fully immersed in the moment. The whole world melts away all around you as they kiss you.

Spooning you as you both fall asleep! Their breathing relaxes as soon as you're in their arms, warmth surrounding you as the stars shimmer outside.

Bending down when you ask them for a kiss! Watching as their eyes sparkle while looking at you in expectation, blushing once you place a kiss to their lips or cheek.

proship/comship/neutral DNI

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you can always make yourself your f/os gay awakening. u can do whatever u want forever

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omg we are both fucked in the head wanna make out

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We could be a match made in hell btw......... if you even care

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🇵🇸🍉 masterlist of Palestinian GFMs I have been asked to boost this week (8/26/24-8/30/24)

@mahmoud-1995 : vetted | ‼️$12,810 raised of $50,000 goal‼️| post

@yosefresh : likely legit | ‼️‼️€1,186 raised of €50,000 goal‼️‼️ | post

@osama-family : likely legit | ‼️‼️£1,607 raised of £50,000 goal‼️‼️| post

@noorabd1992 | vetted | ‼️$11,982 raised of $45,000 goal‼️

@freepaleatine95 | vetted | ‼️$7,411 raised of $50,000 goal ‼️| post

@abdelmutei | vetted | €11,525 raised of €25,000 goal | post

previous campaigns I am boosting again:

@wafaaresh6 : vetted |‼️$6,564 raised of $50,000 goal‼️

@mustafahilles : vetted |‼️‼️ €252 raised of €30,000 goal ‼️‼️| post

@hassanmadi : vetted |‼️‼️€448 raised of €50,000 goal ‼️‼️| post

@ahmedomer9 : vetted |‼️‼️€1,621 raised of €50,000 goal ‼️‼️| post

previous lists:

6/15-8/21

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Wakes up in a cold sweat. I have got to change all my tags

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when u look at a normal pic of your f/o and suddenly you ougghhoguuoughugughogugh like you're seeing them for the first time

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Shoutout to situationship f/os. F/O's who don't entirely love you, f/os you just have because they're super hot and you just wanna make out with them and nothing else. I know those aren't as much talked about but they can be fun too!

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yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

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i will like forever stand by the fact that self-insert art is good and helpful honestly. call it cringe or whtever but at the end of the day you need to realize that drawing yourself or writing yourself into your favorite media that makes you happy can be incredibly healing. there is seriously nothing wrong with wanting to experience a bit of a reality in which u live a life that is with your favorite character ever even if its "weird" cuz honestly who the fuck cares. make urself happy. let yourself have that singular pleasure of imagining yourself with someone or something that brings you comfort outside of this world that is not nearly as kind

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last time i posted here was a while huh

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unmatched ship dynamic: "i've done terrible things in the past" x "all i care about is who you are in the present"

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Imagine your familial F/O being a stereotypical dad.

Grilling while wearing funny aprons, going to the hardware store, standing on the porch during a storm with their hands on their hips. Just dad activities.

Alternatively, imagine your F/O being a stereotypical mom.

Constantly giving you snacks and water, lighthearted 'nagging' for you to clean your room, collecting some sort of item (mugs, spice jars, tupperware, etc). Just mom activities.

If there were nonbinary parent stereotypes I'd put them here!

Pro/com ship/anti antis DO NOT INTERACT

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sunshine x grumpy. extrovert x introvert. <- great tropes. amazing even. but have we considered grumpy x grumpy. introvert x introvert. the intimacy of wanting to be alone but alone with each other. alone together. finding that one person you want to be alone with. just when two loners fall in love. especially if it's something along the lines of "person who's an introvert because they dislike people x person who's an introvert because they have social anxiety"

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rb if you want to BITE YOUR F/O!!!!!!!!!!