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Got WordPress? Now what? You need Jetpack.
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Come get your engrave on at our engraving’ station! #wcus
Make your words last forever at WordCamp US 2023!
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Doug wasn’t even alive when dial-up was a thing, but he knows your website is slower than Geocities in 1999.
Doug wants you to check out Jetpack. It’ll make your site fast. ⚡️
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Doug wasn’t even alive when dial-up was a thing, but he knows your website is slower than Geocities in 1999.
Doug wants you to check out Jetpack. It’ll make your site fast. ⚡️
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The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger. Read more on my blog.
#with great power#comes great...#hunger?#power?#bloodshed?#writing?#fanfic#fanfiction#headcanon#sword#jetpack mobile#don't mess with me#read my blog#click the button#tag#tags
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It’s “its”, not “it’s”. My junior copywriter minion has been... dealt with. Read more on my blog.
#previous copywriter#mysterious#fanfiction#fanfics#don’t mess with me#headcanon#jetpack#click the button
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When you want to give your fan fiction a home of its own, Jetpack Mobile will be there. I mean, this sword has its own website now.
#fanfiction#fanfic#don’t mess with her#fanfic writing#fanfics#headcanon#sword#jetpack#jetpack mobile
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Jetpack (and it’s mobile app) makes your website fast. Like, really damn fast. Like “I’m a dusty stock photo of a someone riding a scooter with a paper mache rocket on my back” fast.
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