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been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel it’s a good time to point out that it’s perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently

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you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok

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hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

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easy. lmao

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

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Making the people you adore laugh is literally everything

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𓁹‿𓁹 Since I got some second hand LOST fandom fumes....

SAYID TIME.

Got it out of my system (lies) Im good for now (Im lying.)

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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girl I would kill myself if I did that lol

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