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For all those who complain about explicit “smutty” books or smut in fic in general:

Just be aware that a bill has been introduced in Oklahoma’s state senate (SB 593) that would make writing/publishing/owning an explicit romance book a felony.

So, when you come on here to espouse your “anti pro-ship” nonsense, or moan about how hard it is to find fics/art/books that aren’t “smutty” — know that this is the effect. You are being used as mouthpieces to help feed and perpetuate censorship. There is no room for censorship in fiction because it will never stop at what you deem morally “right”. It is about control and the restriction of speech. Your discomfort with sex in media does not make it wrong, and it certainly doesn’t mean you get to advocate for its restriction.

Do not be pawns in the far-right’s game. Do not call yourselves allys of any kind if you are willingly feeding into a pillar of far right extremism. It will not stop where you think it “should.”

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sharing seasons & episodes of "she-ra and the princesses of power" for download on google drive so that you don't have to give money to netflix (which you should stop doing anyway, really): s1 / s2 / s3 / s4 / s5 / intros

credit to instagram user catrasluvbot via these posts: x / x / x / x / x / x

as with most pirates, it is asked for your own (and others') benefit that you save this media on a physical device; i.e. hard drives, DVDs, SD cards, etc. this way, it's yours forever and cannot be taken from you by a greedy streaming service.

EDIT SEPTEMBER (READ): please be warned that the first episode of season one is ~6GB compared to just a few hundred MB, probably related to the frame width being 3840x2160 instead of 1920x1080 like the rest. this may be a concern for some individuals due to storage space. i can confirm it is not malware as i have had it saved since the start of the year without affecting anything. if you need or prefer to find a smaller file size, i recommend skipping that one in the gdrive when going through it and torrenting just the single. ↓

EDIT OCTOBER (UPDATE): @grahminradarin has changed the file size of ep1 down to 800MB! here is the mega link for download. i can’t tell what the frame dimensions are but the quality appears to be the same.

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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

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when the same person leaves kudos on a few of your fics

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wey es que yo de verdad las amo mucho

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Oh, you hide your fandom cringe from your kids? Skill issue! My daughter knows I'm writing a deranged SPOP robot AU and took a series of books out of the library for me specifically because she knew they would give me good robot Blorbo Thoughts (tm), we are not the same.

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This feels like a weird neuromancer meets bardcore meets a DND campaign setup...

A friend, recently: I have more chocolate than god, right now.

Me: so ... you have a lot of chocolate? Or, like ... do you just not have a lot of god?

Friend: I have a modest amount of chocolate and precisely zero god.

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pre-movie rumira "rivalry"

bonus:

please support me on P@tre0n, it's the only reason i'm able to make and post so many little comics like this (it's 50%🔞 content tho, just a heads up <3)

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Sam Vimes: I am unworthy of love

Sybil Ramkin: I will tend to this pathetic creature for the rest of my life

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Fanfic update - When you Love the Job - Chapter 26

The Assassin AU final update! Will our girls get their happy ever after? Threads are cut and closure looms.

TW - minor character death...

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41810859/chapters/180414311

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reinaeiry did something magical with these songs. They never fail to choke me up. The yearning, the hurt, the raw emotion encapsulated and the palpable relief and unrestrained and somehow quiet joy at the end.

It feels like wedding vows and a confession and a celebration.

In other news, re: music, I finally listened to Reinaeiry's After The War and it's so funny in a way because If You Don't Know, it just sounds like a Lesbian Yearning Pop Song, there's not any specific mentions of any of the plot of She-Ra or anyone's names.

But. If you know the plot of She-Ra. It's fucking DEADLY???

(this isn't all the lyrics, side note)

I used to dream of you next to me But now you're really here And I wonder if this feeling Is the feeling of coming home Home The next thing I know It's after the war And you're next to me Hand in my hand Together we'll stand Under the stars

help

I have always loved you Though I tried not to I was too blind to see Hurting you was hurting me You're worth more than what you give

OW??????

Promise me you'll never leave Promise me you'll try Promise me a life with you Together after the war

*lies on the floor sobbing* I'm fine. I'm fine. Of course the last lines have the word Promise in them. Of course they fucking do. Fuck.

(according to genius.com the POV switches (aka "who would be singing this line") back and forth between them. If you were wondering.)

...somehow it's more emotional because it doesn't mention anyone's names. Listening to it is more like finding a pop song that fits so perfectly you put it on every playlist for them lol

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It truly is a lovely community to be part of. I dip in and out, but I love seeing things like this, as people connect and find true friendships.

Honestly, pretty much everyone in the fandom I've engaged with has been enthusiastic, interesting and welcoming.

One of the coolest parts about being a fan of fanfic is you can actually contact the author. And they will respond. And then you can message them nonstop until they allow you into their lives and then you’re becoming their beta reader and suddenly you know multiple authors of all types of fiction books and fanfic authors who will drag out their deleted fics for you to read at a moments notice.

Anyway. Comment on fics and message authors. It’s absolutely worth it.

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I'm totally stealing this. I mean...

IT'S GENIUS!

Best one shot I've ever read lmao

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may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

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There are good people in the world. Never let them tell you otherwise. People can be kind and good. They just tend to be quiet about it.

Why be kind?

Because.

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Fanfic Update - Space Captain Catra

Bait and Switch Chapter 4

Catra is bearing down on the rag tag raider fleet. but this time she's up against tech-master Bow. Will she steamroller with her advanced ship, or run into drama?

I think we know the answer! https://archiveofourown.org/works/65344255/chapters/179014366