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Tumblr was the first site to host the blog for President Barack Obama in 2011.
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reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock
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I FUCKING HATE THUIS WEBSITE DELETE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
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List of celebrities who aren’t human:
Sufjan Stevens (sad alien who loves god)
Tilda Swinton (forest spirit born from an icy pond one quiet night when the blood moon hung in the sky. several other inhumans were present during the birthing. who are they)
Saoirse Ronan (friendly fairy who accidentally discovered she was good at acting like a human and is too polite to stop accepting awards)
David Bowie (standard 1960s depiction of a martian maintaining the illusion of being a human through pure funky charisma. was present at Tilda Swinton’s birth)
Despite rumors to the contrary Benedict Cumberbatch is human but his colleague, Martin Freeman, is actually several gnomes in a trench coat
Christopher Walken. No idea what the hell he is
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Funniest moment of the match: Luisito checking the referee’s watch to see if the first half really ended, via FutbolFichajes. (17/08/’15)
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