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Lida: You can't hit people for being stupid.

Bakugo: Why not?!

Lida: Because if we did that, Mineta's would have permanent braindamage.

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Recovery girl: Can you describe the person who punched you?

Midoryia: Yeah, he wasn't very friendly.

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Real BOSS part 2

bighit employee: sir i think we should stop jin mentor txt

Bang PD: why?

*from the other room*

Jin: ALRIGHT ALL TOGETHER NOW

txt: FUCK THE COMPANY DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

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Real BOSS

Jin ft.txt

jin: okay. from the start. what do we do when the company DARES to tell us what to do?

txt: we tell them to fuck off

jin: what do we do if we want to do something and the company says no?

txt: we do it anyway

jin: who's the real boss here?

txt: jin-hyung

jin: *tearing up* you're growing up so fast

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Yeonjun: Jungkook-hyung, can i have that ice-cream

Jungkook: Noooo it's mine-

Jin: Jungkook what did i tell you?

Jungkook: …

Jungkook: Here you go ”dongsaeng” eat it! i'll feel full just by seeing you eat it

Jungkook (whispering): i hate being a hyung

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Cute

Jimin: You're cute

Jungkook: No you're cute

Jimin: Noo you're cute

Jungkook: Nooo you're cute

Jimin: Stop it Jungkookie, you're cute

Jungkook: No you stop it Jimin-Hyung, you're cu-

Seokjin: SHUT UP. I'M CUTE.