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miranda jones aroace icon canon idc

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episode of all time, truly. also this was gay asf

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“fuck them kids” - Spock, “and the children shall lead”

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lowkey realized a few days ago that i’m agender. while i was rewatching i, mudd. not sure what the connection was there but star trek took my gender.

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happy birthday to my beautiful princess

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i am. preparing myself for the likely heavy racism in the paradise syndrome

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the back and forth between spock and the romulan commander having the most sensual finger sex i've ever seen and james t kirk walking around with big eyebrows.

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me when i. spone

also spock infodumping at the end of the episode my beloved. idk guys i fucked with this episode. it was silly in the best possible way. remote controlled spock. that's all.

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fuckass bob is serving

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oh my god they took his brain

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we as a society need to bring back horny sci-fi

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ok took a long break (other hyperfixations consumes my brain) but i am back and about to start season 3. i know this is the silliest season. and spocks brain is the silliest episode. can’t wait.

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a ds9 vid showed up in my recommendations so i decided to click on it and scroll through the comments and

Dr. Fembot Bashir

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reblog this if you want a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what they think of you.

pleaaase?

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realized i forgot his ears. horrendous crime.

spo

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so what i’m getting from this is that that is completely in character for miles. ok

i’ve never seen a single episode of ds9, but i’ve seen enough clips and been on tumblr enough to know things about it and apparently my brain decided that that was enough and i had the most insane dream.

it was in the form of a lost episode, with some weird latin title. it was like e pluribus unum but it was about julian bashir so it was like. e julian unum. basically there was some medical emergency and he was working really hard to find a cure. and time travel got involved so he kept repeating the same day over and over again till he found one (kinda a banger episode idea ngl). anyways he finally found the cure, and after it was all done benjamin sisko took one look at him and was like please relax.

so julian said ok and grabbed miles o’brien to go to the holosuites. also i guess that in my dream miles and julian were dating so yeah. he just grabbed his boytoy and said lets go. there was a point where i was benjamin sisko and after julian and miles went into the holosuites, i (benjamin sisko) witnessed garak angrily leaving quark’s. so i guess he was jealous.

so julian and miles went white water rafting in the holosuite, and then they went like rock climbing and they were having a grand old time. and after they reach the top of the rocks Miles Edward O’brien looks at the water below and says

“the whitecaps on those waves kinda look like pre-cum.”

and then my alarm went off and i woke up. because i had to get up early. to go to the temple. but i was so astounded and perplexed that i lay in bed for 10 more minutes before finally getting up. to go to the temple.

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SPOCK WITH CAT