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This dude. This fucking dude... Still doesnt have a superhero name. Its literally staring him in the faceee. Hand Grenade or Hand Bomb would be a fucking perfect name! But instead he wants something like Ultimate Fire Killing Man like wtf?

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How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

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it’s the (except to spider) that really gets me

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"Finally this is my chance to shine"

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This is how most kidnappings begin

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

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I, Robot begins

At least they don’t get mad… yet…

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Fav movie of all time

Not often a dude ruins your face, skull-stomps you sanity, grabs your baby mama, and personally sees through 4 of your 5 shittiest moments. Let’s just say it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

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One episode is an hour long, it has 8 seasons,9th one the way with 10/7/6 episodes per season. Im afraid I dont have that kind of time.

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Who hurt my boy?

THIS IS THE BEST BONUS STORY MARVEL HAS EVER PUBLISHED!!!

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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

Follow @the-future-now

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I am so confused why some people hate puns. Not necessarily "hate" but whenever someone makes pun they just are not amused. Like I would go ape shit whenever someone makes a pun, puns are fucking amazing and you cant convince me otherwise

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PREACH

Cringe culture is stupid :) ! Let people enjoy their shit in peace and live your life the way you want. Hate it ? SKIP IT !

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Not saying Tumblr has no real gauge for the human aging process but they honestly think 15-year-olds can’t have anything bigger than a B-cup and 30-year-olds should have wrinkles or else they’re “too young-looking” and start making theories about celebrities being immortal when they see a white person who doesn’t “age like milk”