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if jimmy played an instrument i know he’d play some fucking DRUMS just slamming on them and whipping his hair around ouhghhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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this old 2023 promo image for mouthwashing really leads me to believe there was a weird complicated-ness happening between jimmy and anya. like it’s weird to see what looks like jimmy trying to comfort(?) anya
#obvi i’m not saying he didn’t SA her#it just adds layers i think#i personally lean into the belief he coerced her or consent was revoked#i think that form of SA doesn’t really have a lot of awareness brought to it#and jimmy is the type to constantly justify his actions and act like he was in the right#but with complicated-ness i could see them originally having consensual relations and then anya revoking cause jimmy is jimmy and he’d prob#be rough#or if he did coerce her i could see jimmy going ‘erm she did actually consent!’#not mentioning that he had to literally wear her down till she agreed
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i don’t think i’ve ever seen someone complain that one of the most popular boys ships is butchlander, a ship between a guy who’s wife got raped and the guy who raped his wife IWFJSJJGJFJF
hey so how come people get so mad at jimmy mouthwashing being included in lgbt headcanons or lighthearted content or shipping but no one says anything about homelander, yknow, a rapist who’s also kind of a nazi, constantly being drawn with cat ears and literally has his own nendoroid and is the fucking poster boy of the show and all merchandise and advertising lol. notice how MW is a piece of media that mainly chronically online people interact with but the boys is incredibly mainstream and normie and no one is saying “THE BOYS SHOULDNT HAVE A FANDOM….”
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hey so how come people get so mad at jimmy mouthwashing being included in lgbt headcanons or lighthearted content or shipping but no one says anything about homelander, yknow, a rapist who’s also kind of a nazi, constantly being drawn with cat ears and literally has his own nendoroid and is the fucking poster boy of the show and all merchandise and advertising lol. notice how MW is a piece of media that mainly chronically online people interact with but the boys is incredibly mainstream and normie and no one is saying “THE BOYS SHOULDNT HAVE A FANDOM….”
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new headcanon. jimmy started greying early. so he has way more grey hair than curly does. but youd never know cause he just for mens that shit on the regular, he’s ON TOP of that shit (insecure about aging)
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Imagine Curly walking in on his mom and Jimmy doing the deed.
LFJAKCJSJCJSKCJ curly would throw up and not speak to either of them for like 2 months. jimmy would say he only prefers younger women but like. you know curly’s mom is prob botoxed downnnnnnn
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Curly's mom has got it goin' on.
YEAH she probably looks like julianne moore or gilian anderson
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my headcanon is that curly’s mom kinda wants to Fuck jimmy
#imagine being curly’s mom and curly telling you he has a friend who can fix your car or something for you#and jimmy is there all sweaty in a tight fitting white tee that’s clinging to his biceps and pecs#underneath your car with his shirt pulled up a bit so you can see his happy trail… his head is under the car so he can’t see you oogling#and your husband hasn’t touched you in years mmmmmmph#is it’s ogling or oogling idk
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if curly has nice big tits it just makes sense that jimmy has a nice big butt. it just makes sense
#HELLL YEAHHHHHH#that shit JIGGLES and when you smack it it bounces back#your fingers SINK into his cheeks
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if curly has nice big tits it just makes sense that jimmy has a nice big butt. it just makes sense
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i think what i dislike most about ‘orion carling’ is like…. that’s just not a real name. like i get symbolism blah blah but like every character has a really straight forward normal sounding name. jimmy. anya. daisuke. even swansea is not that crazy? and then you just have ebony darkness dementia raven way 😭
#but yeah it's not really about him not being grant it's about him being orion. it's stupid and tacky#<- prev tags#yes Oh my Goddddd like they named the Spaceship pilot after a Space constellation are you serious 😭#that reminds me of my deviantart days and making ocs for anime i was into and googling ‘japanese names and meanings’#tacky is just the perfect way to put it
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au where orion carling is grant curly’s pornstar/stripper/whatever name okay bye
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i think also maybe curly’s name is like that because i guess MW is technically SciFi so maybe people have weirder names in their universe but honestly i always felt like the game wasn’t set in like… aeons into the future. current tech feels so futuristic now with AI (ew) and facial recognition on our own phones and tesla robots….. i always saw the game as like. kinda just an au of our current day and time
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should i be scared at this point that jimmys real name might be Jeronimo Zodiac or something
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i think what i dislike most about ‘orion carling’ is like…. that’s just not a real name. like i get symbolism blah blah but like every character has a really straight forward normal sounding name. jimmy. anya. daisuke. even swansea is not that crazy? and then you just have ebony darkness dementia raven way 😭
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his necklace dangling in your face while he’s….. nevermind ……,

the good thing to come out of this…. necklace 🤤
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the good thing to come out of this…. necklace 🤤
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