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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
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Once at camp, a counselor told me a “true story.”
Turns out it was just Albuquerque by Weird Al.
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Elton John stops playing the piano and reveals himself as two kids named Elt & John hiding under a big coat. Eminem gets pissed off but keeps rapping
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holy shit
guys I have to choose :(


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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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I forgot to mention I wasn't actually struggling to decide, I already had Al tickets bought but I appreciate all the people giving genuine advice
guys I have to choose :(


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guys I have to choose :(


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