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“Aziraphale, we are in DANGER.”

My god you’re pretty.

“DANGER ZONE. HERE.”

Look at your pretty yellow eyes.

“There are demons outside our bookshop.”

Oh my god he said our.

“Are you listening to me?”

I adore you.

“AZIRAPHALE.”

Let’s dance first.

“WE ARE GOING TO DIE.”

Did he change his shirt for the event? Goodness. He is the handsomest angel and demon and human being I’ve ever seen.

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good omens + text posts → 7/? bonus:

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Sergio Castellitto as Cardinal Tedesco CONCLAVE (2024), dir. Edward Berger

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the type of ship i fuck with the most

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Well … points made, lmao.

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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

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Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger

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VERMITHOR & SILVERWING + reddit commentary

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Let's clean mama

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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

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Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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Good Omens + Text Posts

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Brought to you by my intense love of k.d. lang's version of Hallelujah (originally by Leonard Cohen).