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little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

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The girl with the plushies

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

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girls

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what the fuck

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hi. do you remember me? yeah from school. haha yeah. look. do you remember that disagreement we had in october 2008? third grade. i just wanted to let you know in the time since ive visited 1 million judges in 1 million courts over the world and all of them agreed i was in the right and you dont deserve to live happily or love anyone ever.

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i heard there's a guy who lives in my blood called michael plastics and hes going to kill everyone?

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Not the sound they make..

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new strat

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