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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

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I’ve had this idea since season 1, but now that we’ve officially met Violet, I feel like I was truly able to channel her Diva Energy lol.

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"don't let it bother you" first of all, everything bothers me

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

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Really enjoying the evolution of the term "situationship" in fandom circles to mean "a totally conventional relationship dynamic except nobody involved can communicate for shit".

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."

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unfortunately I am a yapper and I am an oversharer i am just not a nonchalant mysterious person

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EDIT: To be clear what this means is: the temperature gets raised by 1°C for every vote to raise it and lowered by 1°C for every vote to lower it

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this tweet is new but it is actually a fundamental text for me

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another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

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Gideon Nav somehow has a 20 perception and a 6 insight and idk how she did that but God she notices everything and interprets it entirely wrong every time

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random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it