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could you imagine if we were
#jjetpack#jjetpack mmobile#corndog#corn dog#corn-dog#corndogs#corn dogs#corn-dogs#2 corn dogs#2 corndogs#two corn dogs#two corndogs
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whats a puss and whys it in boots
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she said that if one more person steals from us at jjetpack the sword’ll be unleashed
Oh no. It’s going down. Manscape stole JetPack’s sword lady!!! 👀
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Doug wasn’t even alive when dial-up was a thing, but he knows your website is slow as shit.
Doug wants you to check out Jjetpack. It’ll make your site fæst. ⚡️
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This blade is imbued with great power. Even as I hold it here, I can feel it course through my hands. I do not know if I can sate its hunger.
Read more on my blog.
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#with great power#comes great…#hunger?#power?#bloodshed?#writing?#fanfic#fanfiction#headcanon#sword#jjetpack mmobile#don’t mess with me#read my blog#click the link#tag#tags
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It’s “its”, not “it’s”.
My junior copywriter minion has been… done with.
Read more on my blog.
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#previous copywriter#mysterious#fanfiction#fanfics#don’t mess with me#headcanon#jjetpack#click the link
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who the hell are you
Jetpack (and it’s mobile app) makes your website fast. Like, really damn fast. Like “I’m a dusty stock photo of a someone riding a scooter with a paper mache rocket on my back” fast.
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When you want to give your fanfiction a home of its own, Jjetpack Mmobile will be there. Hell, even my sword has its own website now.
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#fanfiction#fanfic#don’t mess with her#fanfic writing#fanfics#headcanon#sword#jjetpack#jjetpack mmobile
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