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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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buck: how’d you guys know that me and tommy are together?
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personally if i was a thirty year old woman and every time my relationship status changed there were articles chronicling all my boyfriends dating back to high school i would have committed several felonies, so i think taylor has shown unparalleled levels of restraint
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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being insanely obsessive will not get u anywhere but it sure do pass the time
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That money's for the smart kids, you think if I had any more of it I'd give it to you for more chicken eggs?
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In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder
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Talking to men is so funny you’ll just be like “oh?” And then they talk for 10 minutes
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God gives his hardest lemonades to his toughest Mikes
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fanfiction was such a good idea. like put those guys in situations
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'how would other people describe you' why would i know this
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idk why people say "sleep is for the weak" like....ok maybe to YOU.... to ME sleep is for the cozy....like stfu maybe if you went honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi you'd calm down
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