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Update 4: the aftermath.

She cried, we cried, she yodelled. I will never recover

Going to see A Life In Notes, will update you on whether I die. Spoilers: I will die

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Update 3: started crying when she came out and haven’t stopped.

Ps. It’s the interval, I’m not a psychopath

Going to see A Life In Notes, will update you on whether I die. Spoilers: I will die

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Update 2: in my seat. Having a small breakdown

Going to see A Life In Notes, will update you on whether I die. Spoilers: I will die

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Update: having palpitations

Going to see A Life In Notes, will update you on whether I die. Spoilers: I will die

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Going to see A Life In Notes, will update you on whether I die. Spoilers: I will die

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*breaths*

Look. At. This. Women.

THIS UNHOLY SHIT I WANNA SAY-

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Rumours say she's still trying

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drinking dirty martinis & listening to jazz after smoking a fat joint because theres no older woman with a big nose in my bed

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We all think about the same thing, yeah?🫠

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I'm losing my mind at this

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Pretty much hit the nail on the head…🥹

Thank you for the tag darling @renafisher27

I don’t know who to tag, please don’t feel any obligation!! xoxo

@shinramyunnoodles @msmarycrawley @chiefofmilfs

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ "𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 + 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒," 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒.

thanks @ghosts-and-blue-sweaters and @cbuttonduo for the tag!! <3

wow i’m obsessed with this and i feel it’s fairly accurate!!

tags (no pressure): @thewildballyntynesgrow @bronzetomatoes @cloverstellar @clingyduoapologist @seeking-elsewhither @thoughts-of-caly

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GUYS I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR ✨HER✨🥹🥰

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Day 1 of trying to not think about getting fucked by women who are older than me

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Patti Lupone is one of the few people where gay men and lesbians are obsessed an equal amount

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“Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered”

I had a vision and ran with it, I’m not sure I’ve executed it the way I would have liked to but here it is!

This took forever, I can’t even lie. Mostly because I kept getting distracted by the genuinely otherworldly fics that came out in the last week or so… ( @aggieharkness @madamspellmans-met-tet, you’re doing the lords work, if you ever need a kidney- I’m your girl. I mean it, I owe you both my life)

Also, thank you to darling @renafisher27 for just being the loveliest person in the world and telling me to keep going with this!! You are a sweet angel sent from the sky!!

(I can’t do hair and nor do I claim to be able to, so please just let it slide or I’ll cry xoxo)

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watching summer of sam once more for those patits lupones

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Q: Do I thinking about her non-stop and nothing else?

A: Yes!!!

Q: Does this bother me?

A: Absolutely not!!! 😌