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LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

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Crazy how, because Matt Lucas wanted to come back to dr who after his Christmas special bit role, there’s a full season of the show where the doctor has an honest-to-god Henchman on top of his usual companion. And it rules. Like Nardole is NOT a character who’s supposed to be working with the good guys he is such an “on it boss” little guy who’s serving the morally dubious at best. Me when I inherit a henchman after my girlboss wife dies

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He just a fictional character to YOU. I happen to know him personally

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"Idiots to lovers" works best when the idiots in question are extremely intelligent

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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what do you mean i have to go to work today. when i just did it yesterday???

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don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

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university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker

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you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

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if you find me while we’re playing hide and seek I’ll fucking kill you

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do you ever feel like yay!!! .. and yippee!! .. yahoo!!! ..but then you feel urgh ..... urghhhjjhggh ...... uurghghjjjggkghgghhg urghhhh .....

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

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It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)

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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life