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People banning books are exactly the reason why kids don't have a reliable adult to talk about and make it a trauma when they encounter shit in books.

pro censorship people are always like “actually I’m living proof that books can be really harmful to kids! when I was a child I read a book that upset me and of course I couldn’t talk to my parents about it because they would throw rocks at me whenever I confessed to reading anything but the Bible, so as you can see, that book was the source of my trauma and warped ideas about right and wrong”

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what the actual fuck I'm doing lol

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bloody blackguards never know when to back off

is that a blackguard-in-general trait in every game

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so in my headcanon Dorn would randomly pick Jos up like that and just stand there and wonder how on earth the bhaalspawn is some scrawny necromancer like this

(and how did it become his problem)

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Bwahahahahaha

Dorn + A3 !! I must have a crying picture of my sweet bad boy.

How could I refuse a request like this! ♡

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prprprprprprpr

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Our big, lovable brute and some of his biggest fans… as cats~ Just because.

I’m open to adding more Charname’s with a crush on Dorn turned kitties. Here are @avandra Cat, @joandaro Jos, @dorkagedoodles Heidrek @shaydh Valdir and my own Anqi ;3

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funniest reply to being asked why you made someone fight their boss to the death thirty seconds ago

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yeah that's my charname kidnapping his arm

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Charname: What is, in your obviously very professional opinion, the best way to die?

Xan, deadpan: I heard being set on fire is actually very calming.

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Xzar: Montaron.

Montaron: What?

Xzar: Stop tripping me.

Montaron: Stop tripping yourself!

Xzar: If you were significant enough to notice, I wouldn’t step on you.

Montaron: Yeah, well… your mom!

Xzar: …That was disappointing. I expected better from you.

Montaron: Eh, sorry, I was in a rush.

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Imoen: Us working together? Really? Really?

Sarevok: That's the worst toast ever.

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Garrick: I’m too young to die!

Kagain: I’m not, but I still don’t wanna!

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Khalid: Where’s your sense of d-d-decency?

Dorn: I don’t have a sense of decency.

Dorn: That way, my other senses are enhanced.