jockhudson

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What kinda dog is it?

I HAVE A PUPPY!!!

I REPEAT! I HAVE A PUPPY!! 

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TEXT ✉ HUDROSE

Marley: I'm not but thank you.

Marley: I'm just kind of sick of them constantly bringing up my ED because they have nothing else.

Marley: I've found ignoring them is much more effective than replying to their nasty comments.

Finn: Yeah. You are. And you're welcome.

Finn: I know it sucks that people keep bringing up crap that they shouldn't have. Especially Santana but she looks for the weak spot and just keeps kicking it.

Finn: Trust me I know what you mean and you're not the only one she's goin' after. I don't know what her problem is but just ignore her. Let it go and she'll get bored.

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TEXT ✉ HUDROSE

Finn: Ignore her, Marls.

Finn: She's on a rampage and just trying to lash out at everyone.

Finn: Don't let anything she's got to say get to you, because you're still completely awesome.

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Text || Finntana

Santana: Y'know, when you thought pretending to date would take the rumors off our hands.

Santana: I mean, I know you said you'd ask a Crawford girl, but watching you try and flirt with them has been kind of like trying to watch a fish walk.

Santana: What are you going to do to stop me? You're like a beached whale in more than one way, Finn, you just lie there and make a lot of noise, you don't do anything.

Finn: Just stop. Alright. I get it Santana you're a bitch. You like to fuck with people for fun but you don't understand what that kind of bullshit rumor will do to me.

Finn: It was bad enough before but if you said some thing like that I'll have a whole football team on my ass. It was bad enough before but if you spread that kind of lie around I'll be DEAD

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Text || Finntana

Santana: So, I thought really hard about your offer, and my answer is this;

Santana: If you so much as come near me at school all the Cheerios will hear about how you said Puck's name when we had sex, and made me promise not to tell.

Santana: and you know how quickly they can spread news.

Finn: Offer? What offer?

Finn: Dude... what the fuck, San?! What the Hell is your problem? Is this about all the crap a couple weeks ago? I told you I was sorry. It wasn't cool.

Finn: You can't go around saying shit like that about me! It's a fucking lie. People finally stopped with all the crap with me being gay.

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I'm going to add Sir to my name so I can be classy like that. Sir Finntastic. Kinda makes me sound like a knight. An awesome Sir Wilmingham-gator taming not slaying knight.

Of course he does! He can’t be a sir without one! 

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Whoa, you went fancy adding a sir. Does he come with one of those glasses for one eye like the peanut guy? 'Cause then you totally win.

Sir Wilmingham. That’s my final offer.

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I'll give you an Albert and throw in a Ruckus.

I see your Chester and raise you an Albert.

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I called him Chester. I don't know why, but he looked like a Chester.

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Hi... isn't it too cold for that?

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Whoa....

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For now! Until one day you're head just explodes for not reason. Think of your poor pretty head. Don't keep putting it through all that torture.

Why are Saturday rehearsals a thing?

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Heat of the Moment || Asia

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Dude. Shut the Hell up.

I don't even know what that means, but I don't like it. I'm not gay. Do you have to be such an asshole?

Shouldn’t you be out trying to destroy Tokyo or something?

Please. Like you’d know what it means to have a life. Let me give you hint, putting on that giant bunny costume, and participating in homo furry orgies doesn’t count as having a life.

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Jesse needs to relax. You guys are gonna end up burnt out or something. You're totally a super hero, but I don't think he should be pushing you like a robot.

Why are Saturday rehearsals a thing?

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You guys rehears on Saturdays?! That should be illegal. Like Wednesdays.

Why are Saturday rehearsals a thing?

Whatevs, now that it’s done I can just cuddle with my pups under the covers for the rest of the day or until I come up with something super-awesome to do.