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haha, I’m in danger!!!

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snoopy of the day

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if i hear a melody, it's merely the way you sigh

found myself feeling sappy about these two again

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tumblr is my diary no one reads so i'm allowed to post that i feel stuck and inadequate and i fear that i will never be able to live the life i want to because i'm not young enough to fearlessly take huge risks but i've never been secure enough to make changes without risk. i feel like i took too long to figure myself out and now i'm like 35 and i'm too old to be new at things so i have to live like this forever. and i'm sad about it

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First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

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whatever else you have to say about katy perry i do have to say "do you ever feel like a plastic bag" is maybe one of the all time funniest ways to start a song

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actually i'm logging on. i have a lot to say craig mazin i'm in your walls. neil dr*ckmann you're already familiar with the sounds of my distress

me every sunday opening hbo max: no fear. okay one fear

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me every sunday opening hbo max: no fear. okay one fear

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we are all sinners

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus — Settles Your Petty Disputes by Vanity Fair

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the lobotomist after opening my head revealing my brain : this is beans inside

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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hi!!! so i don't think i've ever announced this here but uh. i drew a graphic novel!! for def leppard and vault comics!!! it's out this summer!!! if you want to preorder it you can do so by way of vault's website or through barnes and noble, who are offering 25% off preorders online right now!!!

read our book!!! it's about punk girls and cursed guitars and addiction and missing your dad ❤️‍🔥

also a preview issue #0 of the first 25ish pages will be FREE at comics stores for free comic book day coming up saturday may 3rd!!!! and i will be hanging out and signing them at goblin market in chicago if you want to come see me!!!

ok bye!!!!!

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His ass is Not listening.

speech bubble-less version:

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tie up the broken threads, jayce/viktor, 33k words

Viktor leaves Piltover for the first time in his entire life the night after the battle. Seven years later, Jayce finds him again. Their reunion goes about as well as you’d expect.

jayvik divorce fic!! yaaaayyy