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where are my museum gift shop memes

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Results so far

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So I ran a session of magical-girl-themed d&d last night…

The world (a not-earth fantasy modern setting) isn’t exactly developed yet, so offhand jokes have become in-world canon. 

Within 10 minutes of starting, the players have established that a restaurant chain called YcMaldos exists. It’s extra-dimensional and only one truly exists (that or there’s tunnels connecting every YcMaldos, we don’t know yet). 

Two of the PCs are juvenile delinquents and their friend-in-crime (”Arbys, who has the meat”) is the YcMaldos drive-thru guy. No one can arrest him because of the “Rest and Digest YcMaldos Safe Zone Act of 2000″. Law enforcement isn’t allowed in YcMaldos. It’s been 10 minutes and this campaign setting is so, so weird. 

I’d say it’s going well.

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this is so fucking funny

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Mr. Potato Head could become the entire earth if he stuck his pieces into it.

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havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

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i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

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a STAN LEE Marvel Opening Sequence Tribute

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Has anyone ever seen that picture of the horse in the pool with the sunglasses wearing dog in its back and the ’D’ from the Hollywood sign thrown in the bushes?

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beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

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Peter Parker that your aunt!

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