joestynes

[joestynes]

“it’s unrealistic for all the characters to be queer” maybe your reality is just fucking boring. literally my entire friend group is queer, we travel in packs

[joestynes]

editorial cartoon, now with 100% less faces

[joestynes]

mama and her little guy

[joestynes]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[joestynes]

[joestynes]

it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

[joestynes]

new video coming this week hotties

[joestynes]

[spelunking] sniff sniff... ACHOO! something in this Cave is triggering my Allegories...

[joestynes]

[joestynes]

Juuuust in time for the holidays (because y'all have been amazing this year)... 🎁✨ ... We’re shipping a big improvement to our AO3 exporter! Since we launched the exporter back in October, we’ve been loving all the feedback you’ve sent our way. That said, we know it had a few rough edges. Now, in addition to creating new works—you can export your docs and drafts as chapters in existing works! Head over to the blog to learn more... 🦌 - The Ellipsus Team xo

[joestynes]

[joestynes]

penis dashboard kind of night

[joestynes]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[joestynes]

kitten ill be honest with you daddys losing his grip on reality

[joestynes]

[joestynes]