johnathanseed
johnathanseed
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johnathanseed · 8 months ago
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never again is what you swore (the time before) (2428 words) by grumpynymph
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice, Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Queen of the Damned (2002) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Armand/Daniel Molloy Characters: Armand (Vampire Chronicles), Daniel Molloy Additional Tags: Night Island, Blood Drinking, Anal Sex, Emotional Turmoil Summary: Armand has accepted that Daniel will leave him again. Daniel has accepted that he’ll come crawling back.
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johnathanseed · 8 months ago
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Archive of Our Own: Sympathy for the Devil Chapter 3
Tensions rise in Hope County. Two Sheriff's Deputies intrude upon John Seed's territory. Drew Fairgrave takes drastic measures to get what he wants.
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johnathanseed · 8 months ago
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Archive of Our Own: Sympathy for the Devil Chapter 2
The epic highs and lows of falling for and joining a cult for a man and then realizing you’re on his roster
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johnathanseed · 9 months ago
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Drew Fairgrave should know better than to trust a lawyer.
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johnathanseed · 3 years ago
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Gotta love how Jacob Seed ™ puts a smiley face on a note about the progress of inducing a highly psychotic state with a use of a dangerous drug that makes people go insane
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johnathanseed · 3 years ago
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The Deputy: says or does anything
John: 
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johnathanseed · 3 years ago
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I've been laughing at your posts the whole night ur hilarious , thanks for making me happy
so glad you enjoy this shitshow 😌
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johnathanseed · 4 years ago
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because this is going around again, I’d like to add something for awareness because until I did some work in the mental health field I had no idea about this statistic: in the U.S., the risk of being killed during a police incident is 16 times greater for individuals with untreated mental illness than for other civilians approached or stopped by officers. with this in mind, please make calling the police your absolute LAST resort in all cases, but especially in situations involving someone who may be experiencing mental illness. in multiple cases police officers have killed the individual they were sent to do a wellness/welfare check on, suggesting that when a person may be suicidal police intervention can be the OPPOSITE of a life-saving measure. 
instead, consider contacting a local resource from this database of vetted alternatives for specific issues if your city is represented: https://dontcallthepolice.com/ or search for mental health emergency response hotlines that operate in your area.
although its fun to talk and joke about, now more than ever its really important to understand that fc5 is, on a base level, cop propaganda that has you commit acts of police brutality for rewards. you can make a million arguments about how there’s a deeper message or its justified, but the fact is you play as a cop and you kill people. understanding how that effects us and our views on real-life acts of police violence is essential to ensuring being black in America (and in many other countries) isn’t a death sentence. HERE is a document full of links to donate to organizations fighting for an end to police brutality, please contribute if you’re able. 
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johnathanseed · 4 years ago
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Living for your blog rn as I have just this week come down with the I-want-the-Seeds-to-fucking-wreck-me sickness.
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JK jk, lord knows I've been there 😪 so glad you enjoy this garbage
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johnathanseed · 4 years ago
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johnathanseed · 4 years ago
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Little-Known Far Cry 5 Easter Egg:
In John Seed’s Ranch, you can find a sign above the doorway that lists John’s person mantra: “Mansplain, Manipulate, Manwhore”
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johnathanseed · 4 years ago
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POV: you mockingly perform “the macarena” when Oh, John comes on and are immediately assassinated 
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johnathanseed · 5 years ago
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“you may be right” by billy joel is the ONLY sharky x dep song you will ever need 
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johnathanseed · 5 years ago
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new excellent take from jesse: saying the seeds are gay is issuing an undue redemption arc because being gay is ethically and spiritually an inherent virtue 
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johnathanseed · 5 years ago
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absolutely obsessed with fics in which the dep is married to one of the seeds but somehow doesn’t know they’re killing people. like, queen, look outside 
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johnathanseed · 5 years ago
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johnathanseed · 5 years ago
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faith, john & jacob leaving every morning to go commit warcrimes 
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