Exorcist, Demonologist, and Master of the Dark Arts. Or just a tumblr paying homage to the above. You decide. I may get me mates killed, but I'm on the side of the angels. Swear it, love.
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The class war is staggeringly rigged against the working class. The majority of households are living under extreme economic trauma.
End the trauma. Abolish Republicans.
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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised
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lovely story from a friend today.
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still thinking about "decolonising" missionary work.
the way you decolonise missionary work is by not doing missionary work
the way you decolonise missionaries is like this:
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More Democrats need to be like Sen Brian Schatz [D-HI]. Stand up. Have courage.
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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"
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Most of these parents have the vaccines. The adults were manipulated by junk science peddled by fellow vaccinated morons.
The children deserve a better life.
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Nazi propaganda and Trump propaganda are the same thing. Republicans are too busy licking boots to say anything.
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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you
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Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.
A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.
Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.
Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.
Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.
If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.
Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.
Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.
Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!
How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.
The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.
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The goal is to harm the poorest among us.
No government department was ever created because someone was doing the right thing.
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At their core, these people are bullies. The cruelty is the point.
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The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.
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not very new hyperfixation rediscovered write a poem abt it
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