johnnycrass
johnnycrass
fucked up if true
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i died last week off a grate bong hit but i’m a buddhist so i’m back
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johnnycrass · 29 minutes ago
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'lana del rey's rosalita,' for the l’officiel paris’ cover shoot, april 2013.
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johnnycrass · 2 hours ago
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youtube
REAL fucking music
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johnnycrass · 2 hours ago
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the house of 'Gations
drag king named Al E. Gations. and if he was French Moroccan he could be Ali Gations
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johnnycrass · 4 hours ago
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its a facet of modern cell phone living we all experience, i do not like rhe depersonalization of it? ive met people in social settings who are like oh yeah i follow u on instagram and im like oh okay. i literally do not know you and we just met!! and thats why that app means nothing to me LOL like it is NOT the real world and i literally do not know you. and i dont care about your internet presence frankly
i got back from my trip a week ago > went to support my business partners event at the club the other night > the bartender i met once at a party was like "welcome back! how was germany?" (very kind to ask) and i was like wait how did u kno i was on a trip > theyre like "I follow u on instagram" right yes... i forgot LOL. the ice T tweet thats like "tv is make believe" thats instagram
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johnnycrass · 7 hours ago
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Literally me
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johnnycrass · 7 hours ago
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johnnycrass · 7 hours ago
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Johan Vilhelm Gertner (Danish), A Bedroom in Bernstorff Palace near Copenhagen, c. 1845, oil on canvas.
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johnnycrass · 7 hours ago
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anyone can be a son. do you have what it takes to become a nephew?
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johnnycrass · 7 hours ago
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carved into a cobblestone in brussels, photo via maarten inghels
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johnnycrass · 7 hours ago
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Edward Gordon, American, 1940–2023
April Evening, c. late 20th century
Oil on panel (alkyd resin paints, glazing technique)
20 × 16 in. (50.8 × 40.6 cm)
Private collection
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johnnycrass · 11 hours ago
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johnnycrass · 13 hours ago
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johnnycrass · 13 hours ago
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at this point the only accessory that could make my outfits complete for going out is the unloaded gun lol
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johnnycrass · 17 hours ago
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no group of people as uneducated and uninterested as Americans should be driving as much as we do. Every single day, every single day all day long, I know I am sharing the road with people who genuinely do not have a grasp on physics. They just literally don't get it LOL and they don't understand how any of this works even though they are participating in physics on a massive scale. these fucking people would love to see you put in the grave coffin sealed $20,000 your family hast to spend on the funeral just so they can be one fucking light in front of you or get to a stop sign faster, they are ready for your head to be chopped off. Or maybe I just live in Texas just kidding I've driven all over the country and everyone is this oblivious to how moving objects work
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johnnycrass · 17 hours ago
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fuck Star Wars 
Everything that the concept of 'fandom' has produced is all trash for the landfill to me. I genuinely hate all of that. Where is the tweet that's like, the labubu and the Funko pop in the landfill 1000 years from now watching the sun explode thats what it all is
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johnnycrass · 17 hours ago
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Everything that the concept of 'fandom' has produced is all trash for the landfill to me. I genuinely hate all of that. Where is the tweet that's like, the labubu and the Funko pop in the landfill 1000 years from now watching the sun explode thats what it all is
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johnnycrass · 19 hours ago
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