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the first victim… soon there won’t be anything left in this aquarium

We here at the Domesticated Ford Server are proud to announce the unveiling of our new Aquarium tank. Special thanks to our benefactor @jellyskink, for providing the funding for this project, in which i used all of it to build this 100,000 gallon tank. Needless to say i forgot one key part to an aquarium, the fish, i did not factor that into the budget for this project. So thank you to all that stepped up and helped fill the tank for without you none of this would be possible:

@cosmiic-peach, @thebringerofstorms, @iamanactualmeme, @jellyskink, @joliemye, @mushroommako, @twinstarsbillcipher, @novadoesarts @is-it-cute-gf-au-edition, @ranchsoda92, @riverside--wren.

as well as ponyfrisk on twitter

Unfiltered versions under the cut

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Portrait of Serpas

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My gift art for @thetoyboxs! What kind of shenanigans would Wind, Hyrule and Sky get up to ? :p

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Gift art for the epic @joliemye, nothing better to bond over than a trek through the Royal Valley!

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Been obsessed with them again lately

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Spent this week on making a bunch of faux oldschool anime screencaps. Had a blast making these, I’m especially happy with the background in the third one. I’ll probably keep making these, so look forward to more of these in the future!

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Introducing the summer collab! This was super fun!! I love how it came out!!! :D

Thanks to everyone who participated!! 💖

Featuring:

@alexthebordercollie @ranchsoda92 @matcha-milkies @doodleimprovement @iamanactualmeme @lostinflorentine @dream-unity @dontjinxit18 @exoplanet-blues @novadoesarts @cosmiic-peach @cthulhu-of-the-night @joliemye @salmon-vive @twinstarsbillcipher @totallynotabug @xx-akubara-xx

fruity.ghouly on TikTok, ponyfrisk, yastotrashyart on Twitter

Join the Discord if you want to be part of the next collab! 💕

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Portrait of my boy 💕

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More M preg

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I drew that badass pregnant old man that I love

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I don’t know if this is positive or negative but I’ll take it as positive XD

THE MARRIED LIFE MPREG FIC IS FINALLY HERE!!

After five years of marriage, Bill decides that things with Ford are getting a bit stale, and he has just the right idea on how to spruce up their home life!

Surely this is a great plan… right?

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Miracle Life: an AU of an AU

If you haven’t read Married Life, I highly suggest you check it out here.

This AU starts 5 years after Bill won and Ford became his husband. By this point, Ford has stopped fighting back against Bill and even started to believe that he does love him. However, Bill still feels the need to reinforce his hold on Ford and decides that it’s time for them to have kids. After all, every couple wants to start a family, right? And they have a reputation as the perfect couple™️ to uphold (if you try to insinuate otherwise, he will rearrange your organs)

Ford is not happy about this, but can’t look too deeply into why the idea of having children with Bill sounds like a terrible idea. But in the end, he doesn’t get that choice, and Bill knocks him up. (Now to be fair, it wasn’t Bill’s intent to have triplets, though he knew that the possibility of having multiple was high. They were supposed to be twins but Penelope and Page ‘split’ in the womb. He surprisingly did not have that much input into how the kids would end up looking)

About them: Pen & Page are spoiled princesses — literally, since their dad is the emperor of 13’\ but that doesn’t mean that their life is perfect, and Bill often make them fight for his attention. They struggle with empathy, having grown up being put on a pedestal, away from others and in an environment where kindness for others was often discouraged.

Mark is Bill’s least favourite child, and Ford’s favourite. And while Ford doesn’t mention his preference, Mark is very aware of Bill’s feelings for him. Despite growing up in the same way as his sister, he actually feels very deeply for others and wishes he could learn more about them.

Ford has very little control over his kids, despite being the one who spends the most amount of time with them. But having been raised on ciphertology material, they admire and try to emulate Bill, who often tells them that they don’t have to listen to anyone but him, and of course, they are simply copying the way he acts with Ford.

Thank you so much @matcha-milkies for coming up with the kid’s names and helping me with this!

I will also be posting a fic relating to this soon enough (and I’m now realizing that this post spoils some things, oops). The kids are about 12 years old in this picture.

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THE MARRIED LIFE MPREG FIC IS FINALLY HERE!!

After five years of marriage, Bill decides that things with Ford are getting a bit stale, and he has just the right idea on how to spruce up their home life!

Surely this is a great plan… right?

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Commission for @walkingwindbreakr215 for their fic Fireproof, I definitely recommend checking it out!

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Sorry for the lack of art my brain is a bit in a slump this month

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I don’t know how to do this “social media” thing

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Faraday and janitor ford belong to @faraday-s-pines