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Lucius is laying around when Izzy tells him to "work, bitch" (derogatory) and Lucius is pleasantly surprised by the compliment

Izzy is interrogating some prisoners when Lucius tells him to "slay" (queen) and Izzy just kills one of them

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margin doodle

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Imagine Cicero likes wearing dresses sometimes and Babette puts flowers in his hair to match!

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Remus Lupin

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Pictured: Seekers that are done seeking. They have found love.

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゜✧*̣̩☽⋆゜«No Sweetrolls?»

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I think a comedy about a pirate who contracted vampirism and has absolutely no idea what's going on would be fun to watch

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Literally the most autistic thing Stede does in the whole show is waking up to Mary trying to kill him and immediately workshopping other methods she could have tried

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Sometimes a family is a gay Jewish trans lad with Mommy and Daddy issues, an autistic lass with anxiety and a special interest in a celebrity ghost, a possessed talking pug with magic powers, and a thousand year old demon who eats trash.

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Ginny: Let's all raise our glasses!

Luna: *takes off her Spectrespecs and raises them into the air*

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so, in the hp universe, owls are pets that are most commonly used to send letters

and percy weasley named his owl hermes

after the messenger god

i fucking love this nerd so much, he must’ve thought he was so clever for that name

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“Izzy Hands is a good character”, I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.

"They're right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands Vico Ortiz in full Izzy cosplay themself.

"He's also a fantastic shag," Another voice calls. I search for them in the crowd. It's Con O'Neill, tits on full display.

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The funniest thing about Lazlo whatwedointheshadows’ rivalries is that they’re always 100% reciprocated.  You think “Lazlo, don’t be ridiculous, no one wants your weird cursed hat.  Stop being paranoid,” and then Simon the Devious pulls off an elaborate disguise to reveal that he’s spent the past 5+ years setting up an elaborate con for the sole purpose of stealing the cursed hat.  Everyone is going into this with the exact same bonkers energy over the most trivial nonsense and it’s fantastic

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Heartstrings

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the crew deciding they’ll force izzy to admit he enjoys their softness and quirks by collectively giving him the cold shoulder until he caves

instead izzy, who had been steadily getting used to them, is abruptly shunned by the entire crew with absolutely no idea what he did wrong. he tries for days to figure it out but even ed and stede are in on it and no one talks to him besides the bare minimum required to do their jobs and he can’t just ask them what he did because if he was good enough in the first place he would know and

this is for the best, actually. it’s for the best the crew stopped wasting their time trying to play nice with him to get out of work. the ship is running the smoothest it’s ever been and yeah it sucks that edward isn’t acknowledging him but he’s probably busy with bonnet and thats what izzy does all this work for, anyway. so ed can relax. it’s not the crew’s fault he got used to being treated like one of them. first mates aren’t meant to be liked, they’re meant to be listened to. everything is as it should be.

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science fiction, double feature...

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