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nudes

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Microsoft Productivity Pack for Windows (1992)

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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This got stuck in my head after that "Legend of Zegend" edit crossed my dash again, and I was genuinely surprised to learn that – as far as I'm able to determine – literally nobody has done this one yet. So now this exists.

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What is happening on tiktok

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Saguaro cactus, 1946

Brett Weston

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The Biblical figure Enoch is my favourite example of an incredibly minor character in canon who nonetheless gets massive amounts of fanfiction. "Oh he's immortal, he's the psychopomp, God imparted His Wisdom unto him, he met aliens, he spoke with angels, he's basically the Hebrew equivalent of Thoth or Hermes Trismegistus"

He is in. Two. Sentences.

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knuckle tattoos that say CRAB MEAT

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fucked up the roster for the week and accidentally scheduled two guards who only tell the truth on the same day. fuuuuck now anyone can find out which is the right path to go down

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catfish

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@important-cat-pics

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I love the varied weird ways restaurants incorporate the "do you want a straw/utensils?" question in online ordering.

two recent highlights:

a restaurant where you could select both "no utensils" and "yes utensils" at the same time

a restaurant which had an optional checkbox for "do you want utensils", but instead of just meaning that you got utensils if you checked it, it instead revealed an inner binary choice: yes utensils/no utensils. but you had to opt in to even being asked the question