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My three moods while drinking. @nerd-nugget you are life



Nailed it hahahaha
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a kid who went to my school last year sent me this
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#flashbackfriday omg I still cannot believe I wore clothes way too big for me haha #10yearsflies
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How’s Christmas shopping going? Me:
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What you mean??? I don’t recall any of that. You sure you got the right guy???
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Fresh baked cookies at 5am is my favorite part of my job #chocolatechipcookies #mmm #workflow (at Food 4 Less)
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YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER
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Happy Friday y'all hope everybody has a great day today photo credit goes to @mr_left_hand give him a follow funny shit day in and day out #worklife #adulting
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Yup if you know me well enough. #savage #langfordhasnochill
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Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
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