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A STEP CLOSER TO HELL IS DONE

YES, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DONE!!! (well there is an epilogue i am writing but like the story part, yeah, finally fuckin done)

It only took THREE WHOLE YEARS but shes done. Shes my child, my masterpiece, my magnum opus. Finally.

Chap 10 and 11 are up

AND YOU CAN READ IT HERE

[jonwalkerthebassplayer]

A STEP CLOSER TO HELL IS DONE

YES, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DONE!!! (well there is an epilogue i am writing but like the story part, yeah, finally fuckin done)

It only took THREE WHOLE YEARS but shes done. Shes my child, my masterpiece, my magnum opus. Finally.

Chap 10 and 11 are up

AND YOU CAN READ IT HERE

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they should make it easier

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its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it

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WETHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALL

SO MUCH

FOR STARDUST

WETHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALLTHOUGHTWEHADITALL

in another life you were my babe

in another life you were

THE SUNSHINE OF MY LIFETIME

WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE THE PAIN FOR?

I'M NOT SURE

i used to be a real go-getter

I USED TO THINK IT'D ALL GET BETTER

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she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

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one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

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Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

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there is a war between types of users on this site and this is what it looks like

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If I go into one more restaurant and see a qr code menu I'm gonna puke like sorry but nope! No! That's not easier! Menus are already reusuable just give me one! Easy five second interaction. What if my phone is bad at qr codes? What if I'm on a low battery? Paper, paper, paper. A hard copy. Physical objects lets get this bread. Ordering through the app when you're sitting at the restaurant is even worse!!! The boomers are right about this one.

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this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

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