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The CTFDCP-jin

2 hours prior to beginning of practice

No one has eaten a meal yet so this is CTFDCP-jin that I’m making now

It was the largest portion I’ve ever made in all 22 years of my life

I didn��t know what to name this dish although there were several candidates

Few of which were Menu-jin2, Chicken Tittties Fallen and Drowning in Chili Paste-jin, Stir fry chicken-jin, Chicken-jin

In the end, I abbreviated Chicken Titties Fallen and Drowning in Chili Paste-jin and named it CTFDCP-jin

CTFDCP-jin

Start

Chicken breast, an ingredient of the forever kind that never runs dry inside the dorm refrigerator

No matter how much I search the fridge I could only find the extraordinary being that was remaining aside from chicken breast..1 bag of paprika set

SUGA’s caring and thoughtful errands are contained in the seasoning that was incorporated into this dish.

There is no chili paste at home so I send him off to buy some chili paste before finding out there is no ground pepper while boiling the chicken so I tell him to buy some ground pepper, too

To get rid of the funny smells I ask him to use his iegal adult privilege to bring back some cooking wine

He then tells me there aren’t any so I tell him to buy a small soju instead..

Before he calls again to tell me there is no small soju so I tell him to buy a whole bottle..

So this is the seasoning that was completed after countless phone calls

2 generous table spoons of chili paste + as much soysauce as desired + 3 cloves of minced garlic + 3 dashes of grounded pepper + 2 table spoons of soju + a bit of sneaky sugar hehe

So anyway just like that it is completed spontaneously

Couldn’t take a decent photo due to the camera (lens) fogging up-jin ㅠㅠ

Ta-da!

In the photo it looks like 3~4 servings but actually 16 pieces (8 packs) of chicken breast were used..

On average 2 packs make 3 servings so this is about 12 servings? I really made a lot-jin

Everyone enjoyed (my dish) and I felt like I now understand mothers’ feelings-jin

I felt really sorry that the ingredients were merely chicken titties, paprika, and onion

I thought about going out to buy a sheet of seaweed to sprinkle on top at the very least..ㅠㅠ

Thanks for eating it all, Bangtan + Manager Hyung

Oh yes, Rap Mon I’m sorry, hyung doesn’t know how to photoshop

There’s the soju we used to get rid of the funny chicken smell

Like the true mother of Bangtan Momma Hobi who’s tidying up the kitchen for us after eating

 I was grateful because Momma Hobi did a little thing for each member who was taking a break-jin

    P.S

No telling me it tastes bad after following (my recipe)-jin!

  Cooking - Jin

Obtaining of Ingredients - SUGA

Washing of Dirty Dishes - To Each His Own

Washing of the Cooking Pots/Pans/Dishes - J-Hope

Wiping Down the Table - Rap Monster

Setting of Rice, Dishes, Spoons, and Chopsticks - Jimin, Jungkook

Miscellaneous Errands Aside from Those Listed- V

Eating - Manager Hyung

Bangtan Blog post link: http://btsblog.ibighit.com/#recentTrackback Trans cr; Juliana @ bts-trans © TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS

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