joonsroses1

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hi guys! due to the fact that i am not able to log onto this account on my laptop and that makes it extremely difficult for me to upload stories (as you all can tell considering i haven’t uploaded anything in almost a year) i decided to move accounts.

the new url is @joonsroses which is why i only added a 1 to this url lmao. i’ll be moving all of my stories onto there and hopefully will be able to go back to a regular uploading schedule!!

so, i will no longer be posting anything onto here and will only be posting on there. go ahead and follow me there , thanks guys !! :)

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zero gravity ✰ namseok

✰ pairing: namjoon x hoseok x reader

✰ genre: space au, f2l, angst, smut, slight crack & fluff

✰ summary: being the captain of a spacecraft is all fun and games until the only two others on board start hooking up and you start falling for both of them. it’s only natural that you act out - just a little

✰ word count: 11k+

✰ warnings: 18+, pre-established namseok relationship, mentions of throbbing disco sticks, jealousy, an unintentional viewing of dick pics, dom/sub themes (bratty sub!reader, dom!joon, switch!hobi), a bdsm club (reader watches a scene), grinding ft. jooheon from monsta x, smut (slight voyeurism, mxm, manhandling, spanking, threesome, unprotected sex (wrap it), oral (m + f receiving), double penetration, slight breeding kink)

✰ beta’d by: phia @meowxyoong​ | ✰ banner by: rose @jeonggukingdom​

✰ commissioned by: THE LOML ATLAS @miamorjoon​ I HOPE YOU LOVE THIS UWU

The blinking lights from the monitors adorning the walls of the control room of your ship - The Imperial Kween - illuminate your path as you make your way towards the navigation deck. It isn’t like you to be awake at this hour; you’re usually sound asleep by 0100, tucked snugly in your soft bed within your cozy captain’s quarters. Yet, here you are at 0300 after a late night of binging Tron and Agnate Plus Eight (Tentacles). 

As captain of the Kween, you are perhaps a tad bit overprotective of both your ship and your crew. You had won your ship some moons ago when you were on Xyreus - the lawless planet of the Huvian System. You had been on the run, having just recently fled the Space Force Academy where you had been a rising captain.

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The Key to My Drawer Ch. 2

pairing: taehyung x reader

genre: angst/eventual smut 18+/angst

wc: 1.2k

warnings: cursing, mention of oc’s top coming off, alcohol mention/use

date: June 28, 2020

Taehyung is unaware of what you’ve been up to while he’s been gone, but you scramble to put the letter back into the envelope.  You grab all the letters and photographs before putting them back inside the drawer, making sure not to shut it all the way so you can open it later on.

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okay Joon

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l.i.b. masterlist 🚞

→ social media au where y/n posts a fake boyfriend application on twitter as a dare but ends up seeking something real in the long run (aka how to fall in love the zillennial way)

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pairing: ??? x reader genre: humor/crack, fluff, slight angst parts: 4/? updates: everyday at 6PM PST

a/n: dedicated to @x-useobwa-x​ who won second place in my anniversary raffle (that i held… a year ago…) i’m so sorry that this has taken so long for me to start, but hopefully you’ll still like it!! enjoy!!

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Roommate pt 3 ~ an 8/10?!

prev << pt 3 >> next

tag list @pwinny00

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Undercover Masterlist

plot: yoongi, widely known as agust D, is a famous artist that decides to go undercover as fan account for a couple weeks. one day, he comes across y/n, who writes fanfics about herself and him.

or

yoongi goes undercover and y/n gets exposed

genre; crack, fluff, angst! (on god , i hope it is)

note: tysm if you decide to read this, i’m not sure how else to promote this! i’m not sure how often i’ll update but if this flops then i might still continue it just so its completed :(

also message me if you wanna be a part of a taglist when i update !! 💜

Introductions

part 1 | i hate it here

part 2 | surprise

part 3 | not agust d

part 4 | the bet

part 5 | boneless pizza

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Hi, can i be added to the Play Pretend taglist?

hii ! yes u can :) 💗💗

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the interpretation of dreams - knj

unexpressed emotions will never die - the interpretation of dreams, sigmund freud

summary- he’s the man of your dreams, the an you’ve spent over 6 years pining over.  and he’s also your Ph.D. mentor and in charge of your very future.

word count- 13.8k

pairing- namjoon x reader, background jikook

rating- 18+

genre- oneshot, smut, fluff

warnings- dom/sub undertones, penetrative sex, oral sex (m.f. receiving), unprotected sex (don’t be like this! pls), creampie, impreg kink I guess if u squint?, dirty talk, praise kink x 100, joon is a soft!dom, wants to praise u forever and ever, finger sucking, sluttybff!jimin, casual and consenting name-calling, jimin calls u bitch a lot but its ok, daddy kink lmao.

a.n- namjoon in glasses breaks me everytime.  i had to get this out here bc that man gets me too hot.  also, word of caution, in real life don’t fuck your Ph.D. mentor, lmao it will not end well

Grad school was hard enough without harboring a massive, supreme, gargantuan crush on your mentor.  

You weren’t sure why the universe had conspired against you.  You were doing everything right.  You stayed in school, got great grades, never disobeyed your parents, graduated with honors from high school, graduated cum laude in college, and were well into your third year of a prestigious, world-renowned Ph.D. program for psychology.

So why the absolute fuck did the universe place you, little old you, with the hottest dissertation mentor, professor, and male specimen, the absolute ultimate dream come true, Prince Charming himself, Dr. Kim Namjoon?  For all 5 years of your program!  Weren’t you allowed some saving graces in your life?  Some sort of a break? 

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organic - ksj - masterlist

a social media au

↳ summary- You agree to do your childhood best friend, Namjoon, a favor by working as his boss’s gardener.  However, Namjoon fails to tell you just how much of a rich ass Kim Seokjin really is. You hate him, and he hates you, so why does it bother you when his ex makes her way back into his life?

↳ rating- explicit / 18+

↳ pairing- seokjin x reader

↳ warnings- cursing, eventual smut, i will update this as we go lolol

↳ a/n- omg it’s here its time for my very first social media series i am crying right now.  it might be a bust but whatever i fucking tried man.  these are harder than they look props to all of u who can do this no problem.  i hope you enjoy!!!!

zero- profiles

one- poor people plants

two- show him your scary side

three- hoodie girl

three+bonus

four- get thee hence

five- making yoongi panic

six- namjoon hate club

six+bonus

seven- clean your fucking camera

seven ½- horny on main

eight- the date

nine- i hate him

ten- damn that sucks ://

eleven - we got him

twelve - ~our bedroom~

thirteen - the night

fourteen- asking for a friend

fifteen- xoxo

sixteen- welcome to the club, baby

seventeen- surprise bitch

eighteen- fuck men

nineteen- the handsome liar

twenty- all for you

end - like old times

epilogue part 1

epilogue part 2

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organic - ksj | thirteen

a social media au

↳ summary- You agree to do your childhood best friend, Namjoon, a favor by working as his boss’s gardener.  However, Namjoon fails to tell you just how much of a rich ass Kim Seokjin really is. You hate him, and he hates you, so why does it bother you when his ex makes her way back into his life?

↳ rating- explicit/18+/nsfw

↳ pairing- seokjin x reader

↳ warnings- 😬 smut, oral sex (m/f receiving), penetrative sex, dirty talk, teasing, bratty!yn, brat-tamer!jin, unprotected sex (dont be dumb), aftercare (ig), lmaoooooo here we mf GO.

↳ a/n- omgomgomgogmogmogmogmomgomgogmg. thats all i gotta say yall.  also, so sorry but the tags are currently being VERY BAD and i am sorry if they didnt work.

taglist-

@rjsmochii @broke-bts-stan @kookiesjoonies @sistaflubs @sombreboy @brilliantlybasicb @sugarly-laysa @absoluteyoongit @chimoona @ladyartemesia @lemonjoonah @jinsearth @tiddieshakeshownu @hannahdinse8 @imluckybitches @55west81st @xoxrinaxox @remplazable-yellowpink @lustingstae @lidda @amoreguk @deadleaves278 @devotedlywriting @koostime @fangurl-ontgeside @hauntedlilies @gukniverse @simplymemyself @alyboo-jpeg @themyscirarey @taetaewonderland @jinhitwhore @softychimseok @amberaesthetics @lovesjenmoong @bangtansbun @garii71 @sweetnspicy93 

The house was empty. Too empty. 

The normally chaotic space of the living room, where all the roommates and friends usually joined was silent. 

You walked around aimlessly, still confused by Jin’s texts, and hoped to find someone to distract you, keep you from going into the bedroom Jin most certainly occupied. 

You couldn’t wrap your mind around the man. In one minute, you’d be daydreaming about his lips and the way he felt pressed up against you. The next, you’d be contemplating methods of murder and if you could bury his body next to the freshly planted rose bushes in the back courtyard. 

A sigh escaped you. No one was home. You were stuck with Jin.  

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Evolver: Chapter 2

pairing: namjoon x reader, jimin x oc, jin x reader

genre: mafia!au, evolver!au, superpower!au, soulmate!au with angst, smut, & violence

word count: 9.6k

warnings: nsfw, cursing, soft dom!joon, bratty!reader

You stood there beside your father with your arms crossed, still smirking at the blonde haired boy standing in between Won-ho and Jin. You enjoyed the look of shock and embarrassment still apparent on his face after finding out who you are. He was cute, handsome even. The thought of his hands on your body excited you and you found yourself wanting to draw closer to him. The little show he had playing in his head of the things he wanted to do to you only piqued your interest in him and you found yourself continuing his thought process in your own mind, wondering how his lips would feel on yours.

“Hmm, I wouldn’t mind having some fun with you either, Pretty Boy,” you thought to yourself. Before you let yourself get too lost in your thoughts, you reminded yourself why you were here. 

“What are you hiding in that gorgeous head of yours…” You looked back up at Namjoon, cheeks still slightly flushed from embarrassment. He blinked a few times, still staring at you, before clearing his throat. 

“I’m Kim Namjoon. Won-ho’s nephew on his brother’s side. It’s nice to finally meet you, Y/N,” Namjoon said while he placed his hands in his pants pockets, giving you a beautiful smile that made his dimples pop out from his cheeks. 

“Holy fuck, that’s cute.”

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Imagination: omg yes

Writing skills: wtf no

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either way | knj drabble

⏤𝘴𝘺𝘯𝘰𝘱𝘴𝘪𝘴; it’s just matter of time before one of you snap

⏤𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨; namjoon x reader

⏤𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦: fluff, smut, e2l

⏤𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵: 5.5k

⏤𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: fingering, penetrative & unprotected sex, cream pie, biting kink

𝘢/𝘯: commissioned by the wonderful @falsemagic​ who was kind enough to let me share this with you!

Humans are difficult to deal with it, especially when you’re surrounded by hundreds of them every day. The older you get, you always realize how hard it is to work with them. Although, you’re not someone who gets irked by the littlest thing and your patience is set high, there is still one person that makes your blood boil just from hearing his voice.

Kim Namjoon is the definition of perfect employee, who’s doing more than his job. Maybe that’s why he irritates you so much to the point, you can’t even stand his voice. From what you’ve heard, he graduated from one of the best colleges in South Korea which earned him to work in this firm just a few months after he graduated.

It took you four years to get here, something he managed to do in record time, just because your college isn’t as prestigious as his is. Jealousy is an ugly quality a human being can have, you’re aware of that. Yet, every inch of your body hates him for being so perfect.

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What pleases u in bed?

sleep

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Evolver: Chapter 1

pairing: namjoon x reader, jimin x oc, jin x reader

genre: mafia!au, evolver!au, superpower!au, soulmate!au with angst, smut, & violence 

summary: Evolvers are humans with special powers. Your father, Min Seojun, is one of the most powerful businessmen and CEO in the country. Known in the underground as the most feared mafia leader, Zeus, due to his evolver ability. Growing up alongside your twin brother, Yoongi, all you’ve ever known was the harshness and dangers of the mafia lifestyle.  Until you met him…

word count: 3.7k

author’s note: this is the shortest chapter of the series. Most chapters will be around 6k words or more. Prologue and Chapter 1 are combined in this chapter. 

warnings: nsfw, cursing, soft dom!joon, bratty!reader

Evolvers are humans with special abilities. While some have come out to the public and flaunted their abilities, most keep their powers a secret. Evolver abilities could range from Elemental abilities to Mental or Superhuman. Evolvers are rare, with the tendency to skip generations in families. Most are feared due to their historic use of their powers for personal gain, typically landing them on the wrong side of the law. On the day of an Evolver’s birth, their eyes will turn a shade of red for the first full day before fading, not turning red again until each time they activate their ability. Evolvers’ abilities tend to manifest at a very young age. Although rare, evolvers can experience a phenomenon called a ‘pairing.’ A ‘pairing’ occurs when two evolver ‘soulmates’ touch and meet for the first time. If these ‘soulmates’ have not completed the ‘pairing’ and come into close proximity, they will feel a supernatural pull towards each other. When they touch for the first time, a burst of energy is released into the surrounding area. It has not yet been discovered what causes the phenomenon or the true meaning of this event. When two evolvers have become paired, they will experience heightened control of their abilities and, in most cases, develop new manifestations of their existing power. It has not yet been determined if every evolver has a ‘pair’ with only a few known pairs confirmed to have existed.

“Welcome home, Miss Min.” Myung, the family butler, was the only one to greet you as you walked into your family home. “How was your flight?”

“Early,” you said with a tight smile. You stood in the main entrance of your family home, still wearing the black skinny jeans, black hoodie, and tennis shoes from the night before. Myung gave you a smile of his own in return. Your business trip to Japan was cut short when your father requested your early return home. Having finished your business early, you were hoping to spend the next few days exploring and partying your way through Japan with your best friend, Ashley, who accompanied you on your trip. A business trip he insisted you take in the first place. Instead, you were met with an abrupt phone call from your father stating he booked you two a private flight back to Korea. Leaving at 5 AM sharp. “And you better be on it this time.” You knew by the tone your father used before he hung up that now was not the time to argue. 

“I’ll have someone collect your bags from the car and bring them to your room,” Myung said as he closed the front door behind you while you made your way to the staircase. You were already tired of the small talk and desperate for a shower. “I’m sorry, Miss Min, but I would need you to follow me to your Father’s office. He asked me to bring you straight to him the moment you arrived.” 

You stopped at the bottom stair, turning around to face the butler. “This can’t wait?” The annoyance in your eyes must have been apparent with the way Myung avoided your gaze. He slightly cleared his throat and quickly responded. “I’m afraid it can’t,” he said as he straightened himself and looked at you, “now if you would please follow me.” 

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RESPECT ✩ namgi

✩ as part of @btswritingcafe​‘s mots: 7 collab ✩

✩ pairing: king namjoon x witch reader x king yoongi

✩ genre: soulmate au, fantasy au, angst, smut, fluff, a sprinkle of crack

✩ summary: in a land where the only openly acceptable magic is intrinsic soulmate bonds, what is a lowly witch to do when she is called upon by not just one king but two?

✩ word count: 7.1k

✩ warnings: 18+, cursing, magic, societal oppression, mention of snakes, reader has hella trust issues, begging, general cheesy fluff, smut [dom!reader, dom!namjoon, switch!yoongi, threesome (duh), throne sex (yuh), yoongi gets taken to paris and then the reader gets double teamed (aka double penetration)]

✩ beta’d by: the MAGNIFICENT phia @meowxyoong​

✩ banner by: the ILLUSTRIOUS danica @dee-ehn​

Magic danced at your fingertips as you summoned ingredients from the shelves behind you. You had been brewing this potion for hours - a tedious and tumultuous process that always accompanied the crafting of wolfsbane. It was a badly kept secret that you supplied the temporary suppressant along with a variety of other magical remedies, spells, and an occasional curse or two. 

There were - of course - limits on what you would provide. You did not take too kindly to townspeople that asked for dark spells or soulmate switches. Your fellow magical and supernatural folk in the kingdom of Meridian were ostracized enough as it was by the majority of the wealthier classes. To add on to your bad reputation would be a foolish endeavor.

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