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REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE IS A HOT DAD

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When people keep bitching about Jared’s Joker I’m just like.

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This is probably the second or third or fourth time I’m putting this out there but I apologize for the late replying, I’m very much up for some quality threads just trying to muster up some guts and inspiration for this muse. Dealing with Jared Leto Joker negativity is kinda back-breaking, which is a phrase I never thought I’d type out unironically, but it’s true and it kinda does suck the soul out of me to know that most people I message may be secretly mocking me for liking this iteration of him so much but yeah that’s the jist of it.

I’ll return once I’m a little more lively, friends.

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doing risky shit because you lowkey wanna die

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A clown? On my dash? It's more likely than you think.

What could be funnier and sadder than a big ol’ clown on your dash.

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AH HA HA, HA HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA HA?

           (hello, good morning, how are you doing?)

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“Oh Bats, darlin’, if you’ve been following a trail and it led here, then I’m positive ya didn’t make any mistakes.” Joker plops down on his couch and pours himself a glass of scotch, taking a sip from it as he leans back comfortably against the couch.. “Ahh, but I’m sorry to inform you that I actually didn’t have anything in mind for ya tonight. Perhaps you’re on a bit of a ruse cruise? Heh heh...” Joker looked off into the distance for a moment, as if lost in though, his gleefully sick smile slowly shifting into an angry, disgruntled grimace. “But no one puts ya on a ruse cruise but ME! And if that wannabe idiot that’s tugging at your leash brought ya here, then he’s picking a fight with the king himself! BATS! Take me to this idiot! You’re like the police, right?” Joker pulls his leg really far back and kicks Batman square in the shin. “There, now you have a reason to take me in. Also, that was for dissing John Wick 2.”

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straight people writing a gay character

22 year old jack, named after jack twist from brokeback mountain, wearing stylish pink clothes mainly gucci and shades with a typical popular fuckboy-like blonde hairstyle and ear piercings and bright blue eyes: OH MY GAGA! cheyenne, you cant just go on your date with eric in THAT! this is a fashion EMERGANCY!!!!! eric is soooo into you and me, a boy expert, knows all to well that you need a cashmere scarf to go with that shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! youll get laid in NO TIME

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fire the guy who edited suicide squad 2017

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You don’t choose the edgy life. The edgy life chooses you.

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The skin where Joker’s eyebrows would be stretched upwards as he stares Batman down, every thought he had before abruptly stopped by the sight of a grown man in a high-tech Bat costume with a cape, yelling at him for no reason. 

“...Uh, I was going to sit down and maybe watch John Wick 2, but now that you’re here I’m not so sure.”

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“I’m tired of your games Joker!” The Bat growled, “what are you planning? I want answers!“ @joquer

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“What am I doing right now or with my life?”

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“Um dad, what are you doing?”

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Depression meal 577

Somebody else’s leftover fries I found in the kitchen. Cold. Around 8 of them.

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              “Ahhh, his ‘mosssstesttt loyal’, the right hand man, the Andy to his Conan, the Harley to his Joker only a lot lesssss –– hah... haaaah... You know what’s the biggest difference between me and Ozzy, whatsyourface? My guys would die before defecting. Literally! That’s why my pocket’s full and my back’s unstabbed. But now you did get the cogs turnin’... How would Ozzy react if he knew his dearest grunt considered workin’ for the competition? He’s probably not too infatuated with being cheated on.”

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         “…Hm, that a fact? ha—haaa… I suppose it’d be difficult to turn on a boss with as much charm as dear old tiny Cobblepot. Whaddya do? Drop raw fish on his dinner plate every 10 minutes? Sharpen his umbrella every other week? Or are you his accent instructor?”

           👑 ––– “ Oswald Cobblepot may have his… Quirks, but he does repay those loyal to him handsomely - And I am his most loyal. If you would see my services instead benefit you, Joker, then you will have to offer me something better than what I’ve already got. ”

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child: *screams* me: literally did not ask

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infinitely laughing at my dash