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vegan white chocolate and raspberry cupcakes for my frienddd i am claire saffitz
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ocd win: got off without anyone i definitely did not want to think about popping into my mind
ocd lose: afterwards i was washing my hands three times like i always do after getting off and my brain said you know what, if you actually wash your hands five times you'll be cleansed of the utterly disgusting thing you just did and i didn't do it this time but now i'm gonna think it every time lmao
#behind the kink account lol#jordan is normal indeed#jordan has fucking ocd lol#i'm not religious the feelings about getting off don't come from that#it's bc i feel i am ugly and that i should not ever get off#and also doing anything i know anybody in the world wouldn't like feels very wrong#so most things feel wrong lmaooo#jordanhasocd#we'll make a tag#maybe i'll talk about it more here lol
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strawberry shortcake i made with chocolate covered strawberries on top! made it for a bbq and it was definitely enjoyed yay
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look how perfect this cheesecake is it's the most beautiful thing i've ever made
#i am giving it to my friend bc i don't like cheesecake hahahah#i thought i might like it bc i had a chocolate cheesecake that was really nice so i wanted to tty#but no i still do not like it#so i had one piece and now my friend is coming to pick it up#jordanbakes
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my bones ache 😎 i had my first driving lesson (apart from a couple like a billion years ago) the other day and it went really wellll so excited to be able to drive myself around like it will make such a difference to my life. i am also going to wales on sunday, four hour drive which is a lot when you live in the uk i do not WANT to be all stiff from being in the car but i simply must
#i'm very lucky that i don't get a lot of pain with my cfs#but god the aching fucking bones#drives me up the wall#it's just so deep#usually it's in my legs but lately it's been in my hands and today it's in my arms#OUCHHH
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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)
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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.
#lmaooooo me after i got diagnosed with chronic fatigue syndrome and he said i should try to exercise every day#like doc i almost fainted walking to my ride and that took one minute
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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain
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cock rings? aren’t you gonna answer?
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look at my cute little painting
#i am normally VERY bad at art so i am pleased#i got watercolours a couple weeks ago bc i wanted some paints that would let me just like#quickly get them out and put them away bc hashtag chronic fatigue#and i was too scared to use them but then today#i was talking to my friend from here about how lately when i'm stressed i think about like#me and them hanging out in nature and just like chilling out#and it is like my happy place and i wanted to paint it#it took two hours lol
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two emos fucking with no condom call that rawrdogging
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daily affirmations:
i am kind
i am in control of my emotions
it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen
i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone
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i wanna make bread but it is 5am and i have not slept hmmmmmmmm it would force me to be awake for another four hours for mixing, kneading, rising, and baking but then i get fresh bread. HMMMMMMMM
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do you ever wonder what it would feel like not to be tired
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i attempted embroidery today and as with trying any new thing i am BAD hahaha so i'm gonna watch some videos about it and try again another day bc i am definitely doing it wrong
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