joseph-stalin-mccarthy

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

Hey so in that picture of your desk from like 5 hours ago there's nothing beyond your wooden table but pure darkness. Do you happen to be currently trapped in an endless void?

oh no

not again

please no

no no no no no no no no no no

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

heheheheheh... >:D

Maybe, in a strange turn of events, it turns out I was the warden all along.

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

TOMORROW BELONGS TO ME!

AM I AWAKE? IS THIS REAL LIFE? OR WILL I FEEL ONCE MORE UNCLE SAM WITH HIS TREACHEROUS TEETH MADE OF RUSTY METAL BLADES AND THAT TERRIBLE GLEAM IN HIS YELLOW EYES FEEDING ON MY FLESH STARTING AT MY FEET UNFALTERING EVEN AT THE TERRIBLE DIN OF MY SCREAMS?

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

Investigating @nixon-official. I recently discovered that he has a Reddit account, and there's some disturbing posts on it, including this one:

WERE YOU WEARING A BUTTPLUG DURING OUR MEETING, YOU SICK PERVERT???

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

what the fuck is going on here

Cheating on your boyfriend with his friend and everyone finds out on the last week

-mayo behavior

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

IF YOU COMPLAIN, YOU DISSAPPEAR

JUST LIKE THE LESBIANS AND QUEERS!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

you: tricky dick me, an intellectual: treacherous phallus

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

WHAT????

You're so cute. Also I think you and clyde tolson should fuck

bold of you to assume we don't already do that

don't worry, we only do intercrural, no sodomy

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

I'm here to kink-shame. Fuck you, Nixon!

pegging isnt gay. if you're a guy, and a woman pegs you, that's heterosexual, not gay

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

sorry to talk politics

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

marxist propaganda!

At the club - where the cocky at?

Cunty want boink boink

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

I AM NOT MAYO GODDAMMIT!

Hello Nixon do you think McCarthy deserved it

Senator Joseph McCarthy? He was an American patriot who was falsely maligned for daring to expose communist infiltration of Hollywood and of our very own government!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

just made a drink out of whiskey and mayonnaise

it tastes surprisingly good!

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

grinch and onceler french-kissing passionately

[joseph-stalin-mccarthy]

lol

pOPe FraNcIS is MaYO. .

.. . THe OrB is MaYO … .

.. ….maYo is NoT SorRY …

SoRRy is MayO.. …