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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

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“History Is Fickle, Recorded By The Victors; Statues Are Built In Haste For Whoever Can Pay”

— a poetic quote by a fucking made up internet lizard with a one-day lifespan

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Me n the Bois after a Good Game

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Here we go

1/10 Evil. He’s probably broken the Genieva Conventions multiple times. Full of hate, no compassion...

9/10 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Almost best Fred if it weren’t for his initial sins of greed. Sexy. However, betrayed his family and friends.

7/10 A good himbo all around. Not as sexy as John Goodman. Kind man who does anything for his tol wife. Naïve and full of sin, but he learns (kinda)

10/10 BEST FRED! Himbo and DILF, deadly combination. Would die for his friends, family and even strangers because he’s a great guy! I acknowledge he has murdered in war but his grief haunts him so it adds to his character.

Please feel free to ask questions and correct me if you think I’m wrong.

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Quarantine gothic, or the utterly disconcerting image of a closed Waffle House

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when some girl you just met who you thought was kinda weird at first turns out to be super cute and amazing and u start catching feelings way too damn fast for ur own good and then suddenly u find out she has magic hair that not only glows but can also heal injuries

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Secret Recipes To Try At Home

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So imagine you’re a gay top, right, and you’re out on a date with your partner, just having a fun time, and you’re about to head home, when you spot this kid passed out on the streets, your partner wants to help him, but you’re obviously a little worried that you could face severe repercussions if you help this random kid, then you realize that he could be a potential ally, so the two of you drag him out of the streets and into a safe space, and when he wakes up, he confesses that he’s homeless, so you and your partner go through the process of adopting him, you two take him home, you two give him a good meal, you two start to teach him some philosophies in life, he slowly grows up, you two help him through his bad dreams, you two help him through his bad memories, you two play games with him, he completely roasts you at an eating contest, he’s extremely active, you’re always on the move, you’re walking everywhere, like literally walking all the time, like so much walking, and you’re there for him and then all of a sudden, his childhood friend shows up on your doorstep and is like, “Your adopted son is really the king.” and then he falls in love with a woman in like 2.55 minutes which is definitely not something you two taught him how to do, so you’re confused, and the weather gets really weird, and you’re even more confused and in the end, all you really want to know is WHO’S THE MONKEY and by the time you’re dressing in drag and doing the hula, you’ve realized that maybe it’s better if you just don’t worry about it…

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whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like

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