joshfctu

[joshfctu]

You gonna have to come out second so can’t no one see if you make a face. That would be interesting as hell. Don’t think I ever tagged with anyone besides him before.

But there’s a problem if we’re teamed together next year - how am I gonna keep a straight face hearing y’alls music? I can’t. I like it too much to just stand there lookin’ bored. Fair enough. You might even be in it next year instead of Jon. There’s no telling. 

[joshfctu]

Would probably work better since y’all both heels. I mean, everyone usually go home once TV over besides the MMC people. So I was just waitin’ for my brother and sister since we all ride together.

joshfctu:

That would be… interesting. Could see how it’d work though. Hopefully they not in it again cause I get bored waiting for them to be done so we can go. Probably not. I just live with it.

I think so too. Plus I enjoy getting the chance to work with everyone at least once. You get bored? Was no one else there or somethin’ usually? Well, at least you accepted it. 

[joshfctu]

That would be... interesting. Could see how it’d work though. Hopefully they not in it again cause I get bored waiting for them to be done so we can go. Probably not. I just live with it.

joshfctu:

Y’all were funny together. Y’all coulda been my second vote. Well not the pee everywhere anymore, that’s when they was little. But the breaking shit is still accurate.

Trin and I were talking a while ago about next years MMC if they do it again. We said we’d dig being paired with one another’s current partner just to see how it would work out. I don’t think they will ever stop breaking things. 

[joshfctu]

Y’all were funny together. Y’all coulda been my second vote. Well not the pee everywhere anymore, that’s when they was little. But the breaking shit is still accurate.

joshfctu:

That’s wassup. Those guys keep me laughing, I know that. They crazy. Then I’ll let you know what we doing after TV this week. Probably BW3s or somethin’. Thank you. Also an accurate name.

We were pretty disappointed that we weren’t voted back into the MMC. Even though we knew it’d be Finn and Sasha. That sounds good to me. I don’t have trouble believing that, you said they pee everywhere and break things. 

[joshfctu]

That’s wassup. Those guys keep me laughing, I know that. They crazy. Then I’ll let you know what we doing after TV this week. Probably BW3s or somethin’. Thank you. Also an accurate name.

joshfctu:

Girl we always go as a group, wouldn’t nobody care. Plus, ain’t you cool with E now? He comes, Kofi sometimes, Trin, my brother, Nattie and TJ. But if you feel rude, this the formal invitation. She shoulda just wrote the essay then. Yep, that’s what they are.

Yeah, we’ve gotten close since we were paired together I suppose. I dunno, I’ve been that way forever. But since that’s a proper invitation, I’ll tag along with you guys the next time y’all go. She really should of and maybe she wouldn’t have failed. Cute name for them. 

[joshfctu]

Girl we always go as a group, wouldn’t nobody care. Plus, ain’t you cool with E now? He comes, Kofi sometimes, Trin, my brother, Nattie and TJ. But if you feel rude, this the formal invitation. She shoulda just wrote the essay then. Yep, that’s what they are.

joshfctu:

I feel it. I ain’t a wine drinker but I see where you coming from. Surprised you ain’t never come though, we usually get food and drinks after TV unless we too tired. Damn… hopefully ya friend ain’t a parent any find soon. If I am it’s by choice. Pretty content with me and my spawns, nieces and nephews.

I never used to like it when I was younger, always thought it was bitter until I tried different kinds. I usually never get asked to tag along, would feel rude just inviting myself. Right? On top of that, she didn’t wake up when it cried. Your spawns? Ha, I like that. 

[joshfctu]

I feel it. I ain’t a wine drinker but I see where you coming from. Surprised you ain’t never come though, we usually get food and drinks after TV unless we too tired. Damn... hopefully ya friend ain’t a parent any find soon. If I am it’s by choice. Pretty content with me and my spawns, nieces and nephews.

joshfctu:

I dunno, every time I see ya IG story you drinking wine. Couldn’t imagine doing that. At least you got a good grade? It’s good you open minded, a lot of girls not. Or real weird about it. Probably. But like I said, ain’t like I’m looking or ready to date someone new. Would be real weird to me.

A winding down kinda night calls for wine always. When I’m out with people and having a good time, it’s different. I know how to drink. I did. My friend didn’t though, she let the babies head snap back too many times. Lost a whole lotta marks. Yeah, but not like you gonna be single forever. I mean, maybe, I can’t speak on your behalf. But I’m gonna assume no. 

[joshfctu]

I dunno, every time I see ya IG story you drinking wine. Couldn’t imagine doing that. At least you got a good grade? It’s good you open minded, a lot of girls not. Or real weird about it. Probably. But like I said, ain’t like I’m looking or ready to date someone new. Would be real weird to me.

joshfctu:

I ain’t a lot of people but I’ll believe it when I see it. You look kinda small to have a high alcohol tolerance. Why? You probably coulda wrote it, you smart. Then you got time to figure it out, plan, all that good shit. ‘Cause… when you with someone for 50% of ya entire life, you don’t know how to date. Or any of that shit. Not that I want a girl right now, but if I did, it’d be weird as hell going through that dating phase with a new person. Ain’t been through it since I was 15 and I wouldn’t call those dates.

I might be small but believe me, a girl can drink. Yeah, maybe, but I didn’t feel like it at the time and regretted it after I had a screaming robot for the whole weekend. Even if I don’t have my own kids, I may end up with someone that does and I’m open-minded about it. Yeah, I see where you’re coming from. I’m sure you’d adjust after a little, even if it feels a little weird. And surely whoever you’d be with would understand and have some patience if they know that stuff about ya’. 

[joshfctu]

I ain’t a lot of people but I’ll believe it when I see it. You look kinda small to have a high alcohol tolerance. Why? You probably coulda wrote it, you smart. Then you got time to figure it out, plan, all that good shit. ‘Cause... when you with someone for 50% of ya entire life, you don’t know how to date. Or any of that shit. Not that I want a girl right now, but if I did, it’d be weird as hell going through that dating phase with a new person. Ain’t been through it since I was 15 and I wouldn’t call those dates.

joshfctu:

Show me how many beers you can chug at Hooters after the show then I’ll be open to this. You really had to do that? Damn. Nah, you probably gonna change ya mind. Wait til wrestling is over. Hell yeah it is. Nah, it’s not in some ways. Then in some ways it kinda is though.

I can drink a lot of people under the table so I’ve got no problem with that. Yeah, either take the baby or write an essay and I wasn’t having that shit. Writing essay’s was the worst. Oh for sure, I ain’t having kids until after I’m done wrestling, which won’t be anytime soon I’m sure of that. Yeah? Why do you say that? 

[joshfctu]

Show me how many beers you can chug at Hooters after the show then I’ll be open to this. You really had to do that? Damn. Nah, you probably gonna change ya mind. Wait til wrestling is over. Hell yeah it is. Nah, it’s not in some ways. Then in some ways it kinda is though.

joshfctu: 

Sound like an invitation. I think so too. Also think no one is ever really ready for kids, even if they think they are. She did. 50% cause of them, 50% we been together from middle school til recently so she like my second mom about everything.

It can be. You’re right, that’s why I was forced to take that robotic baby home in school. After the project was done so was I. Was like nope, not happening. But things change. Understandable, that’s a real long time to be together. Not that it’s a bad thing of course. 

[joshfctu]

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[joshfctu]

Sound like an invitation. I think so too. Also think no one is ever really ready for kids, even if they think they are. She did. 50% cause of them, 50% we been together from middle school til recently so she like my second mom about everything.

joshfctu:

I don’t know you like that to trust I’d get it back. Nah you not. All they do is talk back, pee on everything and break shit. You a real one for that. Not gonna happen again though, my baby mama did me in after that.

We travel together, you’d get the chance to know me better if you’d wanna. Geez. I give y’all mad props for having kids, but I feel that people like me who say they ain’t ready for kids step up anyways once it becomes reality. Did she? I would have done the same, but only because of your boys. Maybe that was her reason for it. 

[joshfctu]

I don’t know you like that to trust I’d get it back. Nah you not. All they do is talk back, pee on everything and break shit. You a real one for that. Not gonna happen again though, my baby mama did me in after that.

joshfctu:

You can have fun without kidnapping my shit. Damn. It’ll probably be different when it’s your kid though. Or ya step kid. Y’all did, multiple times. Let me down.

But you’d get it back, that’s what’s important here. Maybe - the terrible twos I ain’t ever gonna be ready for. They like to touch everything they can get their hands on. If it ever happens again… I gotchu. 

[joshfctu]

You can have fun without kidnapping my shit. Damn. It’ll probably be different when it’s your kid though. Or ya step kid. Y’all did, multiple times. Let me down.

joshfctu:

It’s fun for me. That’s a fact. Probably the number one thing or you’ll go insane tryna parent. Hahahah. Someone needed to have “Free Josh” on they fridge for me.

Fun sucker ☹️ I believe ya’, after a day of a baby crying, I’ll get a headache so I can’t imagine it anytime soon. That’s true, we had the opportunity to do that, didn’t we? 

[joshfctu]

It’s fun for me. That’s a fact. Probably the number one thing or you’ll go insane tryna parent. Hahahah. Someone needed to have “Free Josh” on they fridge for me.

joshfctu:

How about zero minutes. It would probably be an adjustment yeah, but you could do it. Kids easy to get along with. That’s a fact cause lord knows my boys….. I love ‘em though. My babies. That’s how it should be. He the goat. Ex got me his autobio before Christmas and I had to throw it on IG.

Ugh, that’s no fun. In high school, I did some pretty stupid things yet my dad always took his time with me which is what most parents need with their kids, a little patience goes a long way. Agreed. I was first introduced to him by one of the girls on my squad when I cheered for the Pats and she had ‘Free Gucci’ taped to her fridge ‘till he got out. 

[joshfctu]

[joshfctu]

How about zero minutes. It would probably be an adjustment yeah, but you could do it. Kids easy to get along with. That’s a fact cause lord knows my boys..... I love ‘em though. My babies. That’s how it should be. He the goat. Ex got me his autobio before Christmas and I had to throw it on IG.

joshfctu: 

That’s too long for me. You ain’t never lied. Ain’t a moment I’m in the bathroom or alone or my bedroom alone. It’s always someone up under me. Love it though. You learn to once they here (most of the time). That too. These all good variations for a kid.

Thirty minutes tops? If it came down to it and I got into that situation where I had kids or even accepted someone else’s kids as my own, I know I’d struggle at first but I’d try at least. Having kids is the real definition of unconditional love, even when they act dumb. That’s why my dad tells me anyway. It’ll just be all Gucci related.