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these also remind me of them but slightly less so LOL


me and my current f/o as text convos DHTJSFJS









#egg's rants#self reblog#mutual mayday#“holy im cooked” is me btw LOL#I feel like I have to elaborate on that to make it funnier. idk tho HSJFJS
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me and my current f/o as text convos DHTJSFJS









#egg's rants#mutual mayday#selfshipping#self ship#they have so many possible different dynamics' it's great#egg's favs
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my current selfship as social media posts







#egg's rants#faggot#f slur#fag#we love faggots here btw#mutual mayday#< some of these loosely fit them.../fit my other selfships better... but I still wanna post them together lol
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ooururghhh........... I need more fanart of Leo Escobar......... I've already forced some of my friends to draw hiom but it's not enough.....
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me when the hyperfixation/special interest got infinite content (and an episodic feel to it)

#egg's rants#gta rp#one of my fav things abt gta rp is dios#I can watch a video or a stream whenever....#and it's like episodic so I can miss a stream and most of the time I won't miss anything important lol#< talking about james randal and leo#idk abt other characters or streamers tho
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got another candle,,, I wanna see if this one smells more like him or nah

Bought a candle that reminded me of my f/o... >////<

urrrghhh I love jus' sniffing it randomly...
(since I've always had a bad sense of smell, sometimes I just get a big whiff up close to properly smell it LOL)
#egg's rants#self reblog#I literally have no basis as for what he'd smell like so I'm just guessing 🔥🔥#might update soon
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saw this at a store and thought of the Militsioner LOL

#egg's rants#egg's pics#“It's not personal It's the law!”#militsioner#everything reminds me of him tbh
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HELP I GOT JUMPSCARED BY MY OWN PUN 💔😭 LMFAO

#egg's rants#egg's writing#I'm not normally a guy who makes jokes/puns in this caliber. wgat the hell#I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE AND REREAD IT LOL#He states. But I country#i want you dead past me /j
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reading some selfshipping fluff I wrote and my trust issues managed to seep into it LOL 😭
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Bought a candle that reminded me of my f/o... >////<

urrrghhh I love jus' sniffing it randomly...
(since I've always had a bad sense of smell, sometimes I just get a big whiff up close to properly smell it LOL)
#egg's rants#I love closing my eyes and sniffing it while thinking of him...#the smell is so good too ourgh#I have the smell stuck in my nose rn so I can't stop thinkin' 'bout him now HRJSJF
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Thanks to nico play I've fallen back into a rabbit hole of spanish songs rntjsig
I had no idea I learn spanish so easily like dios 😭
#egg's rants#I can't remember whole songs but I can remember a couple lyrics....#which is impressive in my opinion#i barely know any spanish brah
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how it feels still not having a support system after a decade while knowing all of your friends and family would betray your trust in an instant like you feared since the incident

#egg's vents#frame is taken from the “are you winning son” meme lol#sadly came to this realisation recently#I miss my therapist gang#she actually listened to me 💔💔 LOL 😭😭#my family barely knows shit about me bro... how#I've told them about the incident that made my trust in other people absolute dogshit and... they still wanna talk behind my back#ok' cool#and I realised my closest friends would do the same#hahaha I love not being taken seriously#< 100% my fault btw lol#I never take myself seriously when around other people so yeah 🔥🔥 hastag my life is a joke
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this post is the bomb 🔥🔥 also, the funny thing is


he (briefly) wore a propeller hat before HEHEH
SHOUT OUT TO GOOFY F/OS!!! F/os who would not look out of character wearing a dumbass propellor hat and a lollipop, f/os who say silly stuff like “cheese and crackers” in serious situations, f/os who will try to fist fight a bird to try and prove their love to you, f/os who even though they’re silly will always love you so much <3
(READ MY DNI BEFORE INTERACTING)
#reblogs!#FAV#egg's rants#I love my silly novio smmmm aaaaaaGHH#lowkey wish he at least kept it on for a day LMAO#I feel embarrassed posting this but whatevahhh#also. bomb. that is so him#mutual mayday#< ship name cuz I wanna avoid main tagging the character DNGJSF 😭
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manifesting donald trump dying by drawing my favs at the scene 🤞🤞

#egg's art#if he isn't dead' then at least i got to feel happy for awhile#:) anywaysssss#time to post on main like nothing happened LOL
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found a "yumeshipper" who ships themselves WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE. FOR FUCK SAKEEEEEEEE
THAT'S NOT WHAT SELFSHIPPING IS. SELFSHIPPING IS WITH FICTIONAL. OTHERS. THAT'S WHAT F/Os STAND FOR!!!!
FICTIONAL!!!! AS IN, NOT REAL!!!!!!
ACTORS, SINGERS, WHATEVER, ARE REAL PEOPLE WITH HUMAN THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS!!! YOU DO NOT KNOW THEM. THAT IS CALLED A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP 💔💔
#egg's rants#egg's vents#selfshipping#self ship#yumeship#yumeshipping#I actually cannot believe I have to say this#I had to block someone for this bro....#if you think selfshipping is the same as being in a parasocial relationship with a real life person then go ahead and block me omg
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WIP

#egg's art#yada yada check my main @eggsrblue#man I really suck with drawing from refs#i also really fucking hate ibispaint and that's what i drew this with lol#ob yeah' i gotta tag this as hiom#leo escobar
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which green the Escobar brothers would be, 'cuz I'm still hung up on them
first off, Leo Escobar


He's the type of guy I associate with colour green, it was hard picking a specific green, but this one called to me
Looks like a good green you could make fabric outta, and it's sorta a mix between his lighter greens and his darker greens, and it's the typa green I'd think of the moment I think of the word green, (if that makes sense)
It fits him well in my opinion ^_^
lastly, Steve Escobar


It's the suit and the hair that made me come to this conclusion isn't it... (it is)
Nonetheless, I think a good, olive, boarding on warm colour territory- green suits him well. It also helps to distinguish him from his brother so lol (that was probably intentional)
#egg's rants#yap session alert#gta rp#nopixel#leo escobar#steve escobar#< I'm starting to doubt if anyone even remembers this character LOL#also yes I'm aware the specific sc I used for Leo isn't from nopixel''' shhhh'''
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