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do it drunk. do it high

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it's called one william dollars because it's. bills:)

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Job search is going really well

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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Get your crumbs up. Get your nothing up.

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i think far too many people have only seen this video as that one sped up gif version of it and that is a crime that needs to be fixed because this video actually changed my life

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it’s the fate of all blonde men to die a gruesome peculiar hamster-like death

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this is one of my favorite tweets i just want to respond to people with it non sequitur all the time

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents

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A Chinese Water Deer taking a swim with her fawn 

Photograph by  Hans Watson

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