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wow

hey becca

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hey becca

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Ion know if y'all noticed, but the soothouse Dan account was fake, I was very obviously joking around and playing along but don't message them. They are impersonating and i thought it'd be funny to play along and act like it was real when it shows it wasn't.

Don't believe it's him, it isn't.

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WHEN SOOTHOUSE DAN GAY

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Talking to Dan from soothouse adventures number 1

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according to my recent studies *cough* Instagram *cough*, trans boys wanna be Wilbur. can you relate?

IT'S TRUE OH NO:((

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yeah I'm schlatt what you gonna do about it cunt

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my name is andrew too and im trans too!!! i think its big sexy of us to like schlatt and wilbur and out of all the smplive boys, they're my faves 🙌🙌🙌🙌

schlatt, wilbur and travis are the only babies fight me 👀👀

(I'M KIDDDING THEY'RE ALL BABYYY)

ALSO RAD RAD HELLO OTHER TRANSDREW

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i am creap.. am a weyrdo… what hell im do here 

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imagine not loving ted nivison

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WHAT do i DO in my SCHLATT COSPLAY????TOMORROW?????

Tiktoks??!!!!!!/%($&#€&#;#;$

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at walmarts bakery (i work in the deli) theres a computer for printing cake decals and theres always this t-posing cake with a stolen veggietales face on the homescreen

but i came in today and found him facing directly forward and no longer smiling

im terrified

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Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

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coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

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Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

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He played piano like an epic sir

He played piano like an epic sir

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I find it funnier how it's at a twenty one pilots concert