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John Cho as William Shakespeare in Drunk History

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“I feel like you don’t take me seriously. Come on, why haven’t I met Madison, yet?”

“I am so sorry, I just didn’t want to freak you out. I mean, a kid is a big deal! I didn’t want you to feel pressured into something serious.”

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Pitch 1.09 Promo | “Your teammates don’t want you to go.” “What about you?”

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All I can say right now...

Is Prop 64 best pass because imma need a lotta weed to get through four years of a racist Cheeto president.

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You’re a lot judgey. You’re like Judge Reinhold.

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It’s Surreal Sunday and we’re stepping out in these awesome shoe sculptures created by Tel Aviv-based artist Costa Magarakis, who uses the structures of shoes as the foundation for delightfully surreal sculptures. Each of these fanciful shoes feels like the basis of its own fairytale.

“I often find archetypes in old children’s books and toys. I am attracted to things that evoke memories from childhood. The grotesque and the unknown are all important themes in the body of my work. I try to express something from my inner mind.”

Follow Costa Magarakis on Instagram to keep up with his latest sculptures, some of which he made available for purchase via his Spiderjelly Etsy shop

[via Hi-Fructose and Faith is Torment]

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So I’m here because one night I had ten cocktails at a wedding. As one does. And then I passed out in my own vomit. As one does. The next morning I got in my car and a cop stopped me, as they do, when you’re weaving. And, turns out, I was still legally drunk from the night before and I got arrested, as, again, one does. The judge sentenced me to come here every day for a month. My plan was to knock out these meetings, get my court card signed, and go back to being as angry as I could with just about anyone I could think of. My mom, my dad, my job, West Covina, men who wear skinny jeans. But that whole time, there was one person I was really angry at. Myself.

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Not enough pillows.

Things Women In Literature Have Died From, Mallory Ortberg

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The evolution of Darryl Whitefeather

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- “Thanks for covering for me, dad” - “Oh hey, any time. You know, sometime soon you’re gonna have to tell everyone the truth. Even this crazy chick.” - “I know”

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Pitch Is Only 4 Episodes In and I Might Have To Add Bawson To My OTP List!

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