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Every time my roommate open mouth coughs loud as hell and doesn't cover it, I fantasize about getting diagnosed with a terminal illness and, because I am so handsome, the Make-A-Wish program makes an exception and lets me have a wish even though I'm 29, and I use my wish to have a horse fucking kick her in the head, and then it turns out that there was a mix-up at the hospital with my paperwork and I actually don't even have a terminal illness. They made a mistake. What they meant to say was I have a beautiful singing voice and a fat ass and a heart of gold.

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theres even shorter form videos now that are only 0 seconds long doing even more damage to our attention spans, and its called images

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i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

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The silence of the Abbey

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hold the kitten

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Zenith Pocket Watch Antique Occultist Baphomet Dial DIGITAL HOURS Single Hand

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what did ubisoft mean by this

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i can't stop watching this

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five essential juggling patterns anyone should know

#5: very simple trick, too elementary to name

#4: the stretch

#3: zzwzs

#2: the pole

and finally: #1: rubinstein's revenge (variation)

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hhhtrggbnn ultrakill doodle dump

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dragons have invaded dave and busters! quick, call the mayor! press A to call the mayor press B to fuck the mayor

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It’s awesome there’s animals in the world imagine it was just rocks and a low whistling almost groaning wind

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thats it princess..... spread that vegemite over your toast. youre daddys true blue bogan bitch now. #australiafetish #yankbreaking #yankbreakingkink

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Heh