juicebydetmer

[juicebydetmer]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

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used a presentation in my english class to yap about 17776. trying to convince friends to read the greatest work of sports fiction ever devised is a difficult task.

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this sims 2 ad has like such deep gay energy to it. Like this feels like queer history to me

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some 17776 gijinkas

i’m still debating their design. these sketches were from a while ago

mostly juice on left, mostly ten on right.

the slightly more polished one. the thing on ten’s pant leg is the pioneer plaque, and juice has the esa logo on his jacket

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the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

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17776 is the midwest emo of webcomics

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juice gives me massive frat guy vibes. idk it makes sense toMe

just a dude who wears backwards caps and the same football jersey all day. Swervin around space. advocating for lunchables revive and #Wokeness... defendign Nine on ig reels like HER PRONOUNS ARE TJEY/THEM

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I have no idea how American football works, which is great because it means that when reading 17776 or 20020, and I am in full "I like your funny words, magic man" mode, it's the exact same state I think I would be in if I did know about American football

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for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

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The new ‘AI’ Scottish voice being used by ScotRail is being used without the consent of the voice actor.

Professional VA, Gayanne Potter wrote the following on Facebook.

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The thing is, even if you were lucky and your parents taught you how to clean, they probably didn't teach you how to clean the stuff you clean stuff with, like brushes, mops, sponges, rags, and so on. Or how to clean your cleaning appliances, like a dish washer, clothes washing machine, and clothes dryer and its ducts (if you have a ducted dryer), or a carpet cleaner, vacuum, Or how to clean up clean messes, like spilled bleach or detergent.

My parents threw away all of these things (even the vacuum cleaners and the dryer) when they got too dirty to function, because no one even told them THAT they could be cleaned. Cost them thousands of dollars over the years.

All I'm saying is that cleaning is not intuitive, and not knowing how to clean is not a moral failing, but it is something you can learn.

I'm going to reblog this post with resources for learning how to clean things and how to clean cleaning things (I'm not at my desk at the moment). If you have any favorites, please feel free to add them in too!

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My boyfriend makes a delicious stew that has three different types of carbs in it and it's delicious and having a bowl makes me spend the next four hours trying to fight a nap. Potion of Shut The Fuck Up.

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james and the giant pronoun

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To this day,

"if she's your girl then why is her leitmotif part of my theme" "to highlight the tragedy of how she'll never love you back"

is one of the most brutal pieces of play banter that I've read on this website. One of those shitposts that keep coming back to you. Damn.

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If you're having a private phone conversation with the phone off your ear, no headphones, and the speaker on in public, that's a public conversation now. That's an open invite, and I'm going to chime in if I have an opinion. This is now OUR disagreement about your boyfriend's spending habits.