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Meat

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Big fan of these two types of Murph PC:

1. Acts like the straight man of the party but is actually insane (Riz “cut off his head so he can’t be revived” Gukgak / Maxwell “You’re Meat” Gotch)

2. Would be insane in any other party but unfortunately someone has to be the straight man (Jens Lyndell / Kugrash)

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Baby and Grownup Olethra and Maxwell 🤏

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My mind uncontrollably bounces between "maxwell gotch is my boy, trapped in a family who doesn't understand him and dealing with the grief of his grandfather's death" and "maxwell gotch is a fighter who needs the rules of gentleman fisting because without the rules succumbs to bloodlust and becomes The Max, dr jekyll and Mr hyde style"

I'm trying to make this to statements coexist

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Quit

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pussy wetter than the lost city of atlanta

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Never trust conservatives.

They make every issue worse.

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when i was little i thought martha’s vineyard was a literal vineyard owned by martha stewart

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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[Video description: Four videos that have been stitched together; the first three are captioned. One: A lawyer in a suit says smugly, "I sued a 9-year-old kid and won!" Two: A bearded person sits outside and says ironically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a basketball game and won." Three: A person wearing a yellow bandanna as a sweatband says dramatically, "I challenged a nine year old kid to a bench press competition, and won." Four: A (presumably) nine year old kid walks across a lawn, shaking their head slightly and sounding out of breath as they say, "I had the worst day of my life." End description.]

Description by @mocweepe

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theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.

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I know that's not who I think it is!

Is that Cosmo the Seedrian from the anime SONIC X???

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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

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Breaking my hiatus to bring everyone’s attention to the fact that Cornwall is now attempting to be officially recognised as a nation within the United Kingdom.

Kernow has its own language, culture, history and identity. The language was forcibly removed by the English until the last monolingual speaker died in 1777–her name was Dolly Pentreath. It has existed as a kingdom before England had ever existed. Historically, Cornwall has been a place exploited for minerals and resources and labour. Currently, it still is. There are now ghost towns where once thriving fishing villages stood (Mousehole, Pentreath’s home, was one of these). Cornwall is now a playground for second home owners who drive up house and rent prices and drive out permanent residents and workers. Local businesses go out of business and struggle to stay afloat when the influx of tourists come who only purchase from supermarkets, putting nothing into the local economy. There is a long, long and often very gruesome and bloody history behind this—leaders of rebellions executed all the way into 1715.

If you are in the UK, and sign the petition to get this to a debate in Parliament.

Can you spare 60 seconds to sign

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hmmm