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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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👋Rescuing ..

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RENAME THAT CORNER AFTER MAX NOWWW

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zandvoort 2025 was just endless wish fulfillment for me.

Max verstappen podium? yeah, and take a second place too. Mclaren DNF? yeah, and it’s a mechanical gift from god. Mclaren doesn’t break a record? yeah, screw those consecutive 1-2 finishes!!

isack podium. alex generational drive. yukipoints. charles leclerc’s sad mug staring wistfully at the cars below. lando norris doing stress positions after his engine exploded. 2016 malaysia callbacks.

could this day get any better?

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AUGUST IS OVER??????

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alex “i don’t have a yacht so what if i showed up to race day in monaco on a swan pedal boat but the tide is too strong and i can’t outpedal it and it carries me off to cannes and i’m just floating around south of france instead” albon i love you so much

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he just said that f1 should get rid of mirrors and team radio? natalie and karun were genuinely speechless. what is this man on?

not even here for the racing anymore. just for the commentary.

Jacques Villeneuve has to be the worst improv partner in the history of motorsports broadcasting oh my GOD

he’s so knowledgeable and quick with it, but every time Natalie or Karun start a line of speculation he’s like “nah, not what’s going on” and explains the boring truth.

it’s so funny but i cannot imagine how much i would want to bang my head into the desk if i had to work with that. like hes usually right but damn 😭

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read on wikipedia that the creators of angry birds dedicated a level to keke rosberg so naturally i had to go look for it

i hope keke felt honoured bc that's brilliant

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you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit

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Jacques Villeneuve has to be the worst improv partner in the history of motorsports broadcasting oh my GOD

he’s so knowledgeable and quick with it, but every time Natalie or Karun start a line of speculation he’s like “nah, not what’s going on” and explains the boring truth.

it’s so funny but i cannot imagine how much i would want to bang my head into the desk if i had to work with that. like hes usually right but damn 😭

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my favorite part of Batman Under the Hood is not the deep emotional themes explored nor the revival of the late and great Jason Todd.

no, it’s Black Mask saying “capiche?”

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There’s always something on Reddit

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